HOCKEY PLAYER DATES ATTRACTIVE WOMAN
02.09.09
Big news, everybody! Scottie Upshall is dating Melanie Collins!!! Can you believe it??? Isn’t it amazing??? Have you ever heard of these people??? ME NEITHER!!!
Okay, it looks like Scottie Upshall is on the “Philadelphia Flyers,” a professional hockey team located in eastern Pennsylvania. And Melanie Collins is a recent college graduate who modeled for Tempe12 before landing a job at NBA TV. Good for her. It’s about time attractive people started getting preferential treatment for television hosting gigs.
Anyway, Busted Coverage broke this epic monster of a 96-point-font headline story after Collins changed her Facebook away message to say that she was in the Virgin Islands with Upshall, although apparently Upshall has already called Melanie his “girlfriend” in interviews. Oh my God!!! I bet that means they’ve already kissed!
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I kissed her too. Her mouth tastes like monitor.
Bad boob job is bad. Plastic bags make for bad breast implants.
Is that Scottie in the white tank top? If so, nice tits Scottie!
Oh, and +1 to WWSM. Maybe it’s the ether, but I found that quite amusing.
Great!
Now my computer has coodies.
She’d look much more attractive if she were in my dungeon.
If she cut off the left one, she would be Christina Applegate.