HEY LOOK, OTHER SPORTS HAPPENED
02.02.09
The Super Bowl blotted out all other sporting events this weekend, and that’s too bad*, because there was some outstanding action in other arenas.
RAFAEL NADAL IS A BADASS – Nadal, whose five-set semifinal match was the longest in Australian Open history (5 hours, 14 minutes), had one day less to prepare for the final than Roger Federer, and Nadal still beat him — in five sets that took almost four and a half hours. Then Federer cried. Awesome.
GEORGES ST-PIERRE: ALSO A BADASS — GSP’s domination of a completely overmatched BJ Penn at uFC 94 started talk of the French Candian taking on middleweight champion Anderson Silva for the sport’s next “superfight.” However, the fight I’m looking forward to most is Jon Jones versus anyone at all. His unanimous decision over Stephan Bonner was the most entertaining fight of the night.
HOCKEY, BASKETBALL STILL GOING ON – I just wanted to make them feel special. Just eleven days until the NBA’s All-Star weekend, so that’s something to kind of look forward to. I guess.
*not really
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Did someone say All-Star Weekend? Oh Pac Man Gon Drank
I thought porn popped up during the GSP-Penn fight, but nope, it was just two dudes.
Half naked.
Rolling around on the ground.
Pauly, you make an excellent point. I really don’t get the attraction watching two dudes “grapple”. The whole thing is just a little…..gay. Actually, make that a lot gay.
Wait, there arent any of them here to beat my ass for saying that, are there?
“Then Federer cried.”
It’s official, Roger Federer is the biggest pussy in pro sports
King Jeremy the Wicked, I was still beating off to it none the less.
“Yeah, it’s so gay the way those two guys pummeled the shit out of each other.”
Go get breast-fed some more, you fucking mama’s boys.
Boom. Roasted.
You’d think that pinning a struggling opponent to the ground with their legs wrapped around your back and trying to punch them repeatedly in the face would be a bit more erotic. But I don’t find it erotic at all.
/got cut from the lacrosse team at Duke.
looks like someone stayed up late and watched The Office after the game last night.
Lemme check. Yup. That’s a burn.
Federer was actually crying because he was doing long division and had a remainder left over.
I wonder how much money Nadal could get for that trophy at Cash4Gold.com.
hey Matt, are you sure “pummeled” is the word you were looking for?
That GSP fellow has a truly fantastic behind.
From Wikipedia: Pummel
A grappling position refers the positioning and holds of combatants engaged in grappling. Combatants are said to be in a neutral position if neither is in a more favorable position. If one party has a clear advantage such as in the mount they are said to be in a “Mounted Position”. Conversely, the other party is considered to be in a inferior position, in that case sometimes called the “under mount.”
That shit is HOT!
@Smello
I didn’t look I swear. I’m not gay, you’re gay, I don’t care if you’re a girl.
God once you see it you can’t unsee it. Stupid sexy GSP.
You can’t spell grapple with r-a-p-e.
While you gays were watching “The Office”. I was watching “The Orifice” starring Even Stone.
@Sex Cannon:
[www.merriam-webster.com]
POUND; BEAT
Try using a dictionary, asshat.
Relax, just fucking around. I’m completely indifferent when it comes to MMA. And tennis. And golf. And bowling….
Jesus, is football really over? Fuck, I’m depressed.
And it’s spelled “PUMBLE”, jerk.
/at least it is in my WL Dictionary
Wow, I haven’t seen Matt this surly and hungover since July 3, 2008.
Sorry, Sex Cannon. I can’t afford to be lenient on matters as important as vocabulary and grammar.
And yet you’ve never hesitated to ask the superior court for leniency in matters of incest and indecent exposure.
Grappling is like gay porn without the penetration – so it’s totally ok.