I didn’t know who Carlos Tevez was, even though he plays for arguably the most famous fútbol club in the world. So maybe it was to his benefit that he bought himself a $225,000 Bentley–and then had it promptly seized by police.
Argentinian striker Tevez, 25, was pulled over while driving to the training ground on the M60 because his windows were too heavily tinted.
Officers then found he did not have a full UK licence. Tevez could now be charged.
Police took the £150,000 white car to a compound because he had no one to drive it home.
Yeah, so the guy buys a car he’s not legally allowed to drive. Nothing to make fun of there. Except for this photoshop, which I don’t really understand. Is he in the car? Or did he stick a Fathead of himself on the hood? I don’t get it, either, but I’m sure in Britian this sort of thing is hilarious.
[The Sun]
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Falklands War 2: Electric Boogaloo
I drove in a car once. True story.
Police became suspicious when they realized a man with the name Carlos was the only one in the car.
He only had half of a license.
the most famous fútbol club in the world.
Yeah, I can’t believe I’ve never heard of him either.
He didn’t have a full UK licence??? Oh, the horrour!
/gets the vapors, collapses on Louis XVI-era settee
Will he be deported back to Mexico for this?
Joe Buck narrating my life is more interesting than this story.
To think the car salesman just went ahead with the sale without checking to see if Tevez was a licensed driver leaves quite a stain upon an occupation that is typically held in high esteem.
As opposed to the usual car sales tactic of just leaving a stain on the back seat cushion.
@Zack:
this one time I heard about this woman who let a married man pay her to have intercourse.
@Enrico: Joe Buck narrating your life would just be a series of “That’s just awful…we apologize for this disgusting display!”
And don’t forget the “What was going through his head?”s.
Where is Joe Buck With Leather poster when you need him.