GREATEST. SOCCER QUOTE. EVER.
02.24.09
International futbol star Frankie Lampard has been among the game’s elite for quite some time, but his explanation of the management style of Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho is nearly universal.
‘I have never had a manager who, while I’m standing in the shower cleaning my balls, tells me I’m the best player in the world. He did that. I’ll never forget it. So casual. “You’re the best player in the world, but you need to win titles”.
‘From that moment the extra confidence was in me. Not that I thought I was the best player in the world, but the manager who had just won the Champions League thought it. So I went out a different player.’
I might have to try that motivational tactic with my girls’ AAU team. Girls need all the encouragement they can get.
[Daily Mail, via The Offside]

“My very own…personal…ball….washer.”
ohhh unicorns…
Is it weird that my boss did the same thing to me too?
Not the first time a futbol player has left the showers “a different player.”
He hit the showers as a tight end, and left as a wide receiver.
Well duh, he’s from Chelsea…
i heard the same report out of ny but it was jeter saying how much a-rod loved him, but he wasnt totally sure. its kind of hard to understand somebody when they have a dick in their mouth.
I’d like to be putting Mourinho, too, but God only blessed me wtih 2.5 inches of unfulfillment.
Jose Mourinho is a total badass. You don’t get a nickname like “the special one” without being awesome.