02.26.09 GINA CARANO’S FIRST TIME
I’ve never tried to rationalize the chubby that I get from a certain girl from Vegas that could probably pummel me into a coma, but that’s great thing about MMA’s Gina Carano; there’s so many ways that she could leave you a drooling mess. She’s featured on Maxim.com this month, and somebody took time out from scoping her breasts to interview her.
My first MMA fight was with this girl who shouldn’t have been in the cage with me. I ground and pounded her in 39 seconds. It was a good feeling, sure, but you train your butt off for so long, then it only lasts 39 seconds? Kind of like your other first time.
I remember my first time. It was so romantic. I washed my hand and everything. I still have a memento from our first date. Some people think of it as an old sweat sock with crusted semen, but to me it’s a memory I’ll cherish forever.
[Maxim, via RightFielders]
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GINA CARANO’S FIRST TIME
breaking news – evander holyfield is fighting her in the octagon for a new set of dentures
I think I saw your cherished memory on eBay. Highest bidder has it for $4.82 right now.
I’d take a shot in the mouth to fuck her…
…from her fist, you sick fucks! From her fist!
My first time was a Sham Wow.
My first time involved a rosary, communion wine, and a pipe organ.
/shudders; cuts self
@ Porkpie
is that what you use to sop it up?
Cmoney, nope, I used the asshole that sells it to clean up my mess. Put him back in his place.
I enjoy looking at her.
touche, Enrico
Speaking of chubby… what’s going on in the second row third picture?
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