The start of the NFL’s free agent period tonight will officially mark the end of the Rex Grossman Era in Chicago, and I can’t help but be sentimental. After all, it was Drew’s first Sex Cannon post that started to craft the identity of Kissing Suzy Kolber and put us on the map, and it’s a big reason why I’m sitting here today, instead of blowing middle managers in hopes of a bigger office and better dental plan. So long, Rex. Enjoy the CFL.
[The Trib]
Here’s a solid Top Ten of Grossman meltdowns at InGameNow
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Another product of Gainesville bites the dust.
Fuck it, he’s going Canadian.
Neckbeards rejoice!
NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY SEXY REXY!!!
Poor Canadian DBs…the “pick six” runs are even longer up there.
But you were so good at blowing middle managers!
@Matt – I’m assuming that’s how he got the WL gig, no?
Best part of today? Bills releasing Robert Royal!
Hey Robert, hopefully you can hold on to the pink slip, instead of fumbling it. Ass.
Nobody gives better office head than Dilbert.
/sobs uncontrollably
The Bears will:
1) Sign Kurt Warner for $15, 1 YR.
2) His career will end kind of the same way T-1000 died at the end of Terminator 2 in the Chicago wind.
3) Tebow will be drafted.
4) Repeat cycle.