FLORIDA FANS START EARLY
02.04.09This video of a drugged-up kid after a trip to the dentist spread like wildfire yesterday afternoon, and I feel like I’d be doing some kind of disservice if I didn’t post it myself. Sports blogs were quick to seize on the “He’s a Gators fan” angle to translate it to sports, but I think that’s kinda BS. Like, it’s just a t-shirt. Maybe he’s not a Gators fan at all. Maybe he’s just supporting the Florida anthropology department. Like, if you saw someone in a Princeton t-shirt, you couldn’t just assume that that person’s an asshole.
Wait. Bad example.
My point is, there doesn’t need to be a sports angle to enjoy a child under the influence of drugs. Just ask the kids in my basement.
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jesus christ there’s some wonderful posters on youtube.
I always thought nitrous made adults regress to the mindset of a six-year-old. Turns out, if you give it to an actual six-year-old, he progresses to the mindset of an adult regressing to a six-year-old.
Ben Roethlisberger finds this kid lucid and intelligent, and would like to engage in a serious Tinkertoy-building session with him.
Spud?
Maybe Tim Tebow can heal this demon child.
“There doesn’t need to be a sports angle to enjoy a child under the influence of drugs” –
So THAT’S why you bought that summer house in Thailand…
WTF! “Embedding disabled by request”, when I click on the video.
Yeah, me too devang. Just do a search at youtube, it’s everywhere.
Enjoy it while you can kid. When you ask the cops “Is this real life?” while under the influence of drugs it usually earns a whack with the nightstick, not a belly laugh.
If my 5 yr old can figure out you tube….
if you saw someone in a Princeton t-shirt, you couldn’t just assume that that person’s an asshole.
Likewise, if you saw someone in a Northwestern t-shirt, you couldn’t assume they’ve never kissed a girl. Damn, this is hard!
Sorry about the embed. Will have a fix shortly.
In the meantime, you can click through on the video and it’ll pop up in a new window.
If you see someone in an Ohio State shirt, he’s running from the police.
I’ll bet that kid could get into Florida.
With a full ride too.
He probably could get in on a full ride. The only question then would be what Big 12, Pac 10, or Big 10 team he would end up beating for a National Championship in whatever sport he decides to play?
This is eerily similar to my performance on just about every New Year’s Eve…