When Joey Porter makes the Pro Bowl, and Joey Porter wants to go surfing in Hawai’i, dammit, Joey Porter goes surfing or people are gonna get killed. The always-reliable Mondesi’s House pulled these and other pics from a reader that saw Porter and fellow AFC linebacker-slash-former Steeler teammate James Farrior tearing up the surf off the Big Island. And I don’t know why, I know it’s just a picture, but I have a feeling that Porter’s gonna take that happy thumb of his and shove it right up my ass.
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This just in: Hammerhead shark found on beach, raped and beaten.
Is that Jeff Spicoli with all the tats in the banner pic? I’ve been wondering what he’s been up to.
I thought I’d never see the day!
troy polamalu (far right) looks so much different with wet hair
So that’s what Superfly Jimmy Snuka is up to these days…
This story is definitely the basis for Blue Crush 2.
/saw Blue Crush 1
Doesn’t he have a rider in his contract forbiding dangerous activities like, oh I don’t know, surfing four inch waves?
Break yo’self, Wave!
That isn’t the Big Island, that is Oahu. He’s surfing in Waikiki; Diamond Head is in the background. Fact-check yo’self, fool.
I like him a lot. Many celebrities also think he is talented too. I learned his blog is very hot at “millionaireloves com”. It’s a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people.
Is that Tiki Barber? Has he resorted to giving surfing lessons to hang out with Super Bowl winners?
When life hands you lemons, just say “fuck the lemons” and bail.