FAVRE SAYS HE’S RETIRING
02.11.09
I don’t believe it yet, mainly because the start of the regular season is still almost eight months away, but whatever. At least it’s not baseball:
Favre had instructed his agent, James “Bus” Cook, to inform the Jets on Wednesday that he is retiring. Two team sources told ESPN senior NFL analyst [name redacted, because, really, who cares] that the call had been made.[...]
The Jets did not have an immediate comment. A Jets official said Tuesday night that no definite word had come from Favre yet but added, “that can change any minute.”
Prostitutes usually turn tricks until they become undesirable. Or die. Brett Favre will probably play football until he becomes undesirable. Or dies. Therefore, Brett Favre is a prostitute. Man, I shoulda gone to law school. Too bad that involves so many books. Books? Am I pronouncing that correctly?
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Brett Farve will die from a concussion doing what he loves! Too soon?
His wife’s chest should also retire from having a breast.
Say goodbye to ESPN for about 3 days
If someone were to anonymously hitchhike to Mississippi, and sort of, you know, show up at the Favre ranch, and maybe, you know, accidentally rip his right arm off so he can’t ever throw another football… would that be considered a felony?
I’m getting my stories confused, so does Brett Favre have AIDS?
Old whores don’t do much giggling.
@Enrico:
No, Favre uses steroids. A-Rod has AIDS.
That’s funny; all the prostitutes I use are only doing it to work their way through college or to make money for their sick mothers.
So, Favre’s retarded?
Brett Favre’s retiring?!?! Shit. I gotta sell my stock in interceptions FAST!
Say goodbye to ESPN for about 3 days
It’s going to be worse than Fox News when Reagan died.
Favre: Yeah I lost my love for the game. I lost my love for making millions and overthrowing receivers and would rather overthrow receivers while wearing Wrangler jeans and playing for free.
I can hear the slurping now.
john madden is sobbing like a little bitch in a corner somewhere.
i hope he dies. that way he can’t un-die.
/had to hyphen that, or else it would’ve been undie, and that was yesterday’s WL
@Otto: No kidding on that. Peter King has nothing on the knob-shlobbers at Fox News. I kept screaming at my TV “FUCK HE WAS FUCKING TERRIBLE STOP MAKING HIM A SAINT YOU FUCKNIG FUCKS!!!” And yes, I have no life/friends.
In all fairness, WDYA, until I listened to Fox News, I never knew that Reagan had invented the atomic bomb, discovered sodium, and introduced music to the North American continent. They’re just full of facts over there.
Wow, I totally can’t get enough of this Favre guy. How come ESPN has never given him the attention he deserves in the past?