02.16.09 FAKE BOOBS DERAIL BOXING DREAM
Sarah Blewden, a 25-year-old hair salon manager and aspiring boxer from England, has been barred from competitive bouts by the Amateur Boxing Association of England because she has breast implants.
“International rules forbid anyone with breast implants continuing to box because of risk of damage to the breast tissue,” said Tony Attwood, chairman of the ABAE…
[Blewden] said that the decision was “ridiculous” and said she would be happy to pay for corrective surgery to repair any damage to her 32C breasts.
“My surgeon said they make me no more vulnerable than any other woman. They are not enormous ones - they are in proportion. They are gel implants and not liquid so they won’t burst.” [...]
Well, this is a moral quandary for yours truly. If anything, women with breast implants should be allowed to do MORE things than women who haven’t had the courage to get enhancement surgery. But on the other hand, fake boobs aren’t for punching; they’re for touching and photographing. So let’s do this: change the rules so that no fighter is allowed to hit a woman with breast implants. See, fake boobs are supposed to be an advantage for women. Let’s stick to the natural order here.
[Deadspin]
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FAKE BOOBS DERAIL BOXING DREAM
Listen, if she wants me to punch her fake boobs, I will very gladly punch her fake boobs. I will work the jab and make those things bounce like a pair of peanut bags. I just thought it was going to cost extra, that’s all.
She’s a real knockout.
Hey-o!
Pauly: You wanna box?
Sarah Blewden: Yes
Pauly: What’s wrong with the one you live in?
RESTRAINING ORDER DERAILS FAKE BOOBS MOTORBOATING DREAM!
No no baby. Leave the gloves on.
Punch your tits, guv-nah?
Time out, boobs not for punching? The hell you say.
Ha, her gloves say “twins”.
Is that really a picture of her? Her fake tits are the equivalent of me getting a penis enlargement to bring me up to 4.5 inches, which I’ve done. So call me ladies!
Nine comments and not a single joke about donkey punching. I am appalled at the lack of immaturity demonstrated here.
Wow, she is really too sexy and hot!!! Maybe you can join ” c e l e b m i n g l e. c o m ” if you want to find such a sexy and beautiful cutie!!!!
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