02.26.09 ERIN PAGEVIEWS WILL SUE YOUR PANTS OFF

Erin Andrews has a better reaction than most in terms of accepting her place in the blogosphere, probably because the only criticism Princess Pageviews manages to field has to do with her wardrobe or her relationships with the athletes she covers (But if Jack Arute gave Pete Carroll a blow job, I’m sure we’d all be fine with it). So it comes as a bit of a surprise when EA went on record and said that, yes, she has reached out to have certain posts about her taken down:
” There’s been situations where stuff that’s been false has been written [about me on the internet]. We’ve kinda had to take action on our own. Whether it’s my agents or lawyers or stuff. It’s kind of hard to stay away from it. I’m not as obsessive I think about it as as I was about it when I first started. It’s amazing that people can write the stuff that they write and not be held accountable for it. Can you imagine if you and I went on air or on the radio and said some of the stuff that these people get away with. We’d be fired. It’s unbelievable.”
We’ve been down this road before, Erin. Your job is to report what’s happening during a game. Our job is to make fun of you, or whatever brings us traffic. We’re accountable to our audience and to anyone that might sue us, including you. And you’re as viable a target or subject of conversation as the people that you cover. And you have very nice cans. Do you have time to give me an autograph? On my weiner? Just make it out “To The President.” And go slowly. it’s gotta be legible enough to scan.

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ERIN PAGEVIEWS WILL SUE YOUR PANTS OFF
Erin, if you’re reading this, let’s have sex.
Can you imagine if you went onto the interweb and posted some of the stuff that these people on TV broadcast?
Erin Andrews raped me with a dent-puller.
Erin Andrews stole my car and kicked my dog.
Erin Andrews drew a dick on my face while I was passed out.
Erin Andrews is pretty and reports for ESPN.
/I don’t understand what Pauly is doing
I tattooed erin andrews’ mouth on the seems of my thumb and index finger.
You should see how much more I can charge for hand jobs now.
Erin Andrews kicked me in the balls from the back.
Erin Andrews took my pre-cum and made another “Pauly” in a lab.
Erin Andrews mouth-raped Pauly.
/checks headline
Yes, she will…
/rechecks headline
Wait, sue?
Say what you want to about Dick Stockton, but he’s never gotten pissy about my bragging of his fellatio.
i think erin secretly wants to make out with my dick
erin’s vagina smells like teen spirit
I think it is wiener, not weiner.
The First Amendment just lost all of its sexiness.
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