I thought this was all done and settled weeks or months ago, but apparently this is today’s news: Playboy has once again named ESPN’s Erin Pageviews as the nation’s Sexiest Sportscaster.  Female sportscaster, that is.  I don’t think any of us could say no to John Madden in a bikini.

I’d like to take this opportunity to repeat my usual two cents on Andrews: yes, she is attractive.  She’s also one of the very few sideline reporters who’s actually good at her job.  And it’s kind of unfair to focus on someone’s striking good looks when the real attention should be paid to how amazing they are at their job.  Erin and I have a lot in common that way.  She should really call me.  Or at least lift the restraining order.