The Nets point guard hit a 50-foot buzzer beater to push past the Sixers last night, 98-96. This is why I don’t be on basketball; not because of the sudden swings in victory, but because I have no idea who Devin Harris is. I only bet on Pai Gow and Old Maid. Sadly, there aren’t many Old Maid tables running on The Strip these days. I blame the card counters.
Oh, and Nate Robinson had 41 points as the Knicks beat Indiana. Thanks, Yahoo!, for helping me pretend to care about the NBA. See Devin Harris’ buzzer-beater after the jump.
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Devin Harris. The best return man in the game.
Wait…
Someone needs to tell Tinky Winky that Richard Jefferson was traded to the Bucks last year.
I have seem so many men go down in ruins for being on basketball.
I hear black people are good at basketball
DEVIN HARRIS WILL SLAP YO MAMA FROM 50 FEET
Alternatively, Harris could just chuck a baked potato at her like my old man always did.
Okay, I embellished that story a bit. It was a raw potato.
Yeah, but I heard Jason Kidd actually defended a player last week for about a minute – so the trade’s fair right?
Vince Carter celebrated the victory by giving the first 100 fans fellatio.