
Indy racer Danica Patrick is in the Swimsuit Issue for the second consecutive year, and this year’s spread is way way better than last year’s. Last year she was crawling out of a firesuit on a beach and wearing a bland white bikini. Now they’ve got her all glammed up, wearing a fancy bikini and high heels while she’s draped across a sports car. Science says that high heels and fast cars make any photo shoot 50% sexier, and science is never wrong. Science also says she could have gotten the extra 50% if she were pictured eating fruit provocatively and submerging herself in a tub of motor oil. Eh, maybe next year.








Sorry but she gets a “meh” out of me. Even her faux lesbian shtick during the GoDaddy ads left me numb.
/Wake up penis, wake up!
I never realized she was so attractive. I think I’m smitten. Definitely dungeon worthy.
hot woman in bikini and heels provocatively stretched across high end sports car… yeah, this is more or less exactly like my life.
Only in my life the sports car is a little red wagon, and the woman is a broom with button eyes and a carrot nose.
And I’m in the heels and bikini.
Airbrushing is a wonderful thing. Tends to hide the butterface.
As far as her body?
Pedobear Approved!
vroom vroom…clean-up in aisle 3
I’d spoiler rotten. Especially if she likes to get piston.
/annoying co-workers by singing Gary Numan tune
Somewhere, David Coverdale has a boner.
/Is this love?
Ummm not to put a damper on things here but the last pic on the right appears as if she might have dropped a load in her bikini bottoms. This could just be an anomaly caused by her lack of booty.
/wonder if she likes her tailpipe reamed and flared for speed?
WDYA: I’m tired of the puns. Who cars anyway?
Dan Patrick is hot!
Hear that? What is that? Phooooottttoooooo shooooooooppp
Why did they airbrush out the tattoo on her back? Everyone likes something to aim for…
I bet her pussy is waxed just like that car.
She could sure use a tune-up on her front end.
Her ass looks way better than it did last year. I would’ve hit it last year, and I’d hit it again this year, except with more ass.
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