02.04.09 CFL BOSS ROUGHRIDES 16-YEAR-OLD?
This is not Elton John circa 1988. Actually, this guy is Eric Tillman; he’s the general manager of the Saskatchewan Roughriders, and he’s being charged with the sexual assault of a 16-year-old. The encounter allegedly occurred in Regina, which the way they pronounce it, rhymes with “vagina,” and really, where else would you sexually assault a girl? You know, besides her butt.
Police spokeswoman Elizabeth Popowich said an assault is believed to have taken place on Aug. 6 and was reported to police three days later. Tillman, 51, was arrested on Jan. 27 after he went to police. He was released and is to appear in court Feb. 24.
“I can only say that the alleged incident occurred in Regina and really now that there’s a charge before the courts, it’s inappropriate to discuss it further,” Popowich said.
The Roughriders have been living up to their moniker of late. In 2006, Roughriders linebacker Trevis Smith allegedly infected two women with HIV. After serving jail time, he’s going to be deported… to America! Tillman, meanwhile, has been placed on administrative leave. Good news for him, because I bet at least one high school in Canada is getting a snow day.
[TSN.ca -- thanks to Jeremy, who exclusively plows ladies who meet the state-required age of consent]
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CFL BOSS ROUGHRIDES 16-YEAR-OLD?
Please tell me this jackass wasn’t related to Pat Tillman.
That wig ain’t fooling anyone, Mr. Van Pelt.
Oh, and add this guy to the “men who look like old lesbians” list.
funny. he doesn’t LOOK like a sex criminal.
// yes, he does.
I thought RoughRiders were supposed to protect from STD’s.
Deported to America? From Saskatchewan? I would have thought they’d punish him, guess not.
“where else would you sexually assault a girl?”
Two words. Arm Rape. It’s not as difficult as it sounds.
She/He had to do SOMETHING to give the CFL some publicity.
I wondered what the guy from Talking Heads was doing nowadays.
Is there anything finer than Sex Crime Wednesdays here at withleather? There would be, if M-Uff would introduce Forcible Penetration Fridays like I’ve been suggesting.
If history has taught us anything, Trevis Smith will be opening up his own chain of movie theaters soon.
Enrico, he “allegedly” infected 2 women with HIV.
We can’t be too “positive” he did.
I think he has moose-skin-cap hair.
“where else would you sexually assault a girl?”
Mouf?
…the way they pronounce it…
Do you know the three streets in Chicago that rhyme with vagina?
Regina, Paulina and Lunt.
I also like to drive on Assland and Irving Pork.
David Bowie fucked Robert Patrick. And Eric Tillman was born.
Father: Which one of you cops made the statement about my daughter
Cop: Popowich.
Father: I’m asking the questions, wiseass.
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