BROOKLYN DECKER DOES NOT NEED PANTS
02.10.09
I can’t explain my obsession with Brooklyn Decker. She can’t hit for power and her 40 time is horrible. Makes you wonder how she ever got into Sports Illustrated. I mean, who ever masturbated to Ted Williams? You know, besides my dad.
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Decker? I barely know her! (masturbates, sobs)
Dear Andy Roddick,
DIE. That is all.
Signed,
Everyone
I really see nothing wrong with masturbating to Ted Williams if you have homosexual tendencies and are a fan of good head.
The title of this post makes me think that she would enjoy the comedic stylings of Krusty.
/flaps dicky
//faps dick
hell, I’m straight and I occasionally whip out my collection of vintage LIFE Magazine covers and rub one out with ol’ Ted.
Largely because my Harry S Truman cover is totally worn out and sticky.
I’d beat off to Alex Rodriguez, but I’m afraid my testicles would shrink.
As for Brooklyn…I guess…if I had to…
I. Love. Today.
is it just me or is there a gaping camel toe staring at me in the last picture????? i love you, gaping camel toe sports illustrated bikini model….what? no seriously you can leave the front door unlocked.
“who ever masturbated to Ted Williams? You know, besides my dad.”
Simmons