02.18.09 BRIAN URLACHER AND GEORGE CLOONEY’S EX?
Gossip followers likely remember Sarah Larson as the Las Vegas cocktail waitress-turned-George Clooney arm candy who created a stir when photos like this were found in the Last Night’s Party archives. Last month, Larson was rumored to be floozing around Sundance; now she’s back in Vegas — with Brian Urlacher?
Chicago Bears All-Pro linebacker Brian Urlacher with George Clooney’s ex, Sarah Larson, at The Bank (Bellagio). “They were holding hands, definitely on a Valentine’s Day date,” a spy said. A year ago on Valentine’s Day, Larson and Clooney painted the town red.
This is a big step up for Urlacher — he’s slowly worked his way up from “Paris Hilton” to “stripper/baby mama drama” to “cocktail waitress.” (Up next: an actress who was in a commercial once.) But poor, poor Sarah. There can’t be a lot of attractive options after George Clooney. I mean, besides suicide.
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BRIAN URLACHER AND GEORGE CLOONEY’S EX?
Urlacher should be tried for petty larsony.
/someone please kill me
She would be perfect for the “sand room” in my dungeon.
“We ate sand”, “You ate sand?” “Sand.”
Hey, can we talk about Iraq? I was working all day yesterday and didn’t get to throw my two cents in. Damn you work.
1LT Ufford, you were sending me drunken emails from Australia in, like, June, before I even had email access and my sister was monitoring my account for me.
(not so) Stupid Marines and your workable deployment schedule.
Sincerely, Bitter Army officer
Can’t see her too well in that pic. It’s very grainy.
/joining Enrico in suicide pact
Would anyone care to speculate about how the lovely Sarah Larson ended up with all that sand on her back? (Hint: it’s loosely related to the way a girl in my high school one time ended up with poison ivy all over her shins and knees.)
Urlacher now has the trailer-trash trifecta. If he tags a hack actress, that’s a grand slam. On a serious note,the way she has her ass arched in the air would give a dead guy a hard-on.
She looks like a total beach to me.
I challenge Urlacher to a du-el.
I felt bad that I wasn’t nailing her until I realized she was probably once a man.
I think Flo from the Progressive commercials is available.
That was a bomb party. This girl has a fuse hanging out of her pussy.
http://www.lastnightsparty.com/944108degrees/slides/IMG_2004.html
Wow, she is really too sexy and hot!!! Maybe you can join ” C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M ” if you want to find such a sexy and beautiful cutie!!!!
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