02.20.09 ANOTHER SET OF FRIDAY NIGHT CHICK FIGHTS
In the vain attempt to make chick fights a regular feature here at With Leather, we’ve searched across the farthest reaches of the Earth (or YouTube) to find the greatest female athletes willing to throw down. This is, in my view, a presentation of a variety of fighting styles, a diverse stable of athletes, and a five-gallon bucket filled with what. the. fuck. These…are your Friday Night Chick Fights.
First Undercard: Tawny Kensington (3-3) vs. Elena Millovich (1-4)
Kensington (in black) takes control early with a double ankle-lock from the top postion but loses control. Millovich works to escape, but a high-risk manuever backfires, and after Kensington scissors the torso to effectively wind the lanky Serbian, she covers the shoulders for an easy three-count.
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Second Undercard: Enfufu Nogata (15-9) vs. Bobangi Ga (6-6) In An Uprecidented Ethiopian Schoolyard Match
Nogata (all-white top) jumps the bell and the officials have to break it up for a restart. But then Nogata brings a foreign object into the bout and strikes Ga over the head, which under Ethopian Fight Assocciation (EFA) rules merits an immediate disqualification.
Main Event: Svetlana (10-5) vs. Judith Pinkerbean (4-9)
This is a great matchup of two athletes with well-rounded fighting styles. Pinkerbean (pink) jumps out ahead and establishes control, but then takes a big right from the craft Pole. Pinkerbean establishes control yet again and takes Svetlana to the earth for the pinfall, and then some other people with clothes on come out, but they’re not part of the narration, so they can eat it.
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ANOTHER SET OF FRIDAY NIGHT CHICK FIGHTS
So…do chick fights have scantily clad boys holding up number cards between rounds?
There was some seriously poor technique in that first video.
On a related note: In college I used to live with this little Asian chick named Nina who was a high school wrestler. As a former high school wrestler myself, I was intrigued.
It was not nearly as sexy as I thought it would be.
It’s funny how rarely I listen to Snoop, but by a magnificent coincidence I had “Gin and Juice” playing when I watched the Ethiopian video.
*throws Kleenex in trash, lights up cigg*
So I played the third clip just too see how white that girl on the right is and let’s just say… I won’t ever unsee that.
The winner of the Ethiopian Schoolyard Match was the tag team of Mosquitoes and Flys.
seriously…i have a boner.
@CMoney: That’s mine. Give it back.
The Ethiopian fight was to take place in the dark room originally, but it’s hard to get people to smile so you can see them while they’re fighting
Usually the Skinnies settle their schoolyard disputes with AKs and RPGs
when i first saw the second video, I was sure that was Chris Brown and Rihanna.
My favorite thing is that the Main Event’s video production company is called Chaos Video. Maybe Apathetic Crank Sluts Incorporated was taken. Chaos Videos should feature these girls using their t-backs as doodoo slingshots and winner gets to not have her bush set on fire. Ah. In a perfect world….
PS. What year was it that Mom Jeans started coming in Daisey Duke cuts? And, more importantly, where the fuck was I?!?
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