A-ROD WAS WITH… AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN?
02.12.09
Radar Online obtained these photos of Alex Rodriguez living it up in the Bahamas the weekend that his steroid use was revealed. And frankly, I’m shocked to see him with what appears to be an attractive brunette. She’s so young and feminine and non-tranny-looking. Hell, I bet she can’t even bench her own weight. I wonder what A-Rod saw in her? Maybe he was just working his way to her extremely muscular mother.
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if i’ve said it once, i’ve said it a thousand times.
never, ever, EVER… trust a man in capris pants.
You’re supposed to fuck the hot ones on domestic soil when the photographers are around, and bag the trannies when you’re out of the country and no one’s looking, dip shit.
(I mean, if you’re into trannies. which I’m TOTALLY not. At all. What have you heard?)
Maybe he was just there to chaperon Madonna’s granddaughter.
Where some see playful affection, I see a man sucking the stem cells out of a young victim’s ear.
“If you understand that I’m really gay and just groping you until the photographers leave, stand up and run your hands through your hair.”
Subsequent reports from Radar online indicated Brady Quinn was spotted in the Bahama’s last weekend wearing a white dress.
White dresses hide A-rod’s semen better.
The skirts the blondes are wearing are riding tantalizingly high. I guess the paparazzi guy didn’t attend the Vantage Points for Capturing the all important Upskirt Shots class at Photography school. Bush league.
$250 million and the man can’t afford socks
Someone should tell this broad that A-Rod probably isn’t the best choice to administer the Heimlich maneuver. After all, he can’t stop choking.
I’m not seeing any actual shots of this brunette “woman”‘s face. I say it’s merely a triumph for tranny kind.
Huh. Maybe he really is turning his life around.
And maybe I’ll shit orange sherbet and open an Orange Julius.
He is just a dude, I am not very familiar with him, but one of my friend told me that he created a verifed profile named “justplay334″ at the rich dating site………”celebmingle. com” ……….