A-ROD IS SORRY
02.10.09
Alex Rodriguez spoke to Peter Gammons in an exclusive ESPN interview that aired yesterday, and he seemed open and remorseful about his use of performance-enhancing drugs.
“When I arrived in Texas in 2001, I felt an enormous amount of pressure. I felt like I had all the weight of the world on top of me and I needed to perform, and perform at a high level every day…
“Back then, [baseball] was a different culture,” Rodriguez said. “It was very loose. I was young. I was stupid. I was naive. And I wanted to prove to everyone that I was worth being one of the greatest players of all time…
“I’m guilty for a lot of things. I’m guilty for being negligent, naive, not asking all the right questions. And to be quite honest, I don’t know exactly what substance I was guilty of using.”
All right, good times. I’m all for never talking about steroids again if everybody else is, too. Can we talk about something interesting now? Like how A-Rod is wearing a kabbalah bracelet?

That’t not a Kabbalah bracelet. Madonna tied a string to his wrist to remind him to pick up eggs, paper towels, and a 12 pack of Astro glide.
I don’t care if he took roids… I do care that he likes women built like dudes and he used to have a man crush on Jeter. Let’s concentrate on what matters!
Arod’s expression here shows he’s up on his Beaker meme.
What A Rod.
A-ROD IS SORRY
HE ALSO APOLOGIZED FOR DOING TEH ROIDS! BOOSH!!!
(Also, why does that pic have Madonna’s hands scratching ARod’s ear?)
I was hoping that he would apologize for his purple lips and playoff sucktitude.
I thought a red bracelet meant he likes it up the ass.
“It was very loose. I was young. I was stupid. I was naive.”
Is he talking about steroids, or Madonna’s cavernous vagina?
looks like a home game at boise state
thats not a bracelet, it’s jeters cock ring.