A PRETTY OUTSTANDING SUPER BOWL
02.01.09Wow, who would have thought the Cardinals would have come back from 13 points down in the fourth quarter to win the Super Bowl 23-20? At least, that’s what I assume happened. I turned off the TV after Larry Fitzgerald’s second touchdown, so this Getty Images photo of Santonio Holmes catching a pass in the end zone probably happened in some unrelated full-contact scrimmage before the game.


Yes! Yes, in de face!!!
I loved that film, you sweat from a baboon’s balls.
Pauly, if you want to keep on working here, stay off the drugs.
needs more coke badger
Where were the one-second Miller High Life ads? What a gyp.
Sir, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?
Oh sir, the Cardinals of Arizona took on the Steelers of Pittsburgh. And in the end, the Steelers triumphed by knocking an oblong ball made of pigskin out of the gloves of a bible-bumper and Jesus decided not to review it. It was a most ripping victory.
“Santonio Holmes” sounds like the answer you get when you ask an Ese where the Alamo is located.
The Puppy Bowl was much better.
On the upside, the commercials made me want to buy a pet rhino and drop a bowling ball on a guy’s head.
With eleven months of Steeler fan gloating ahead of us, next year’s Super Bowl can’t come fast enough.
Second Try:
And who watched the end of the Super Bowl? I was glued to Wipeout Bowl…
And people say there is a god?
The Super Bowl was today??! FUCK!