Wow, who would have thought the Cardinals would have come back from 13 points down in the fourth quarter to win the Super Bowl 23-20? At least, that’s what I assume happened. I turned off the TV after Larry Fitzgerald’s second touchdown, so this Getty Images photo of Santonio Holmes catching a pass in the end zone probably happened in some unrelated full-contact scrimmage before the game.
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The Super Bowl was today??! FUCK!
And people say there is a god?
Second Try:
And who watched the end of the Super Bowl? I was glued to Wipeout Bowl…
With eleven months of Steeler fan gloating ahead of us, next year’s Super Bowl can’t come fast enough.
On the upside, the commercials made me want to buy a pet rhino and drop a bowling ball on a guy’s head.
The Puppy Bowl was much better.
“Santonio Holmes” sounds like the answer you get when you ask an Ese where the Alamo is located.
Sir, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?
Oh sir, the Cardinals of Arizona took on the Steelers of Pittsburgh. And in the end, the Steelers triumphed by knocking an oblong ball made of pigskin out of the gloves of a bible-bumper and Jesus decided not to review it. It was a most ripping victory.
Where were the one-second Miller High Life ads? What a gyp.
needs more coke badger
Pauly, if you want to keep on working here, stay off the drugs.
I loved that film, you sweat from a baboon’s balls.
Yes! Yes, in de face!!!