Shut up! I told you IT WAS COLD OUTSIDE!!!
The Australian Open began on Sunday, and like any major tournament, the early rounds are the best, because that’s when all the hot chicks are still playing. Um, I mean, who doesn’t appreciate a Venus Williams-Amelie Mauresmo final? **changes channel to infomercial**
Anyway, below you’ll find a gallery that includes (in order) Ana Ivanovic, Maria Kirilenko, Anna Chakvetadze, Caroline Wozniacki, Daniela Hantuchova, the Czech Republic’s Iveta Benesova, and Monika Wejnert of Australia. Wanna know who’s won and lost so far? Too bad, the only results you get here are sexy results.
Oh hey, does anyone know when the men’s tournament starts? Do they even still play it?
























And the winner is…my penis.
DirecTV has a channel with all the matches going on at once so you can pick the one you wanna watch based on sweat and um… well let’s just say I watched that girl in blue play tennis the other day.
It’s Benesova-ry nice to meet you, Iveta.
Oh Matt, Whejnert ya going to stop with the puns?
Commentators be jerkin it
Sexy consonants!
Maria, Maria, you’re make me Kirr my penis!!
INVIZABUL DONKEY COCK BJ! (Picture #12)
I just double faulted in my pants.
These ladies probably have their taxes done by H&R Bloc.
/You all make me sickle
Iveta my pants thinking about her Benesova a table.
Also, I need a rag, since my Hantuchova my cock.
Stupid Sexy Flanders, I mean, these girls, distracting me from work.
Iveta I could Benesova the end of the couch.
hmm, so we’re supposed to make crude sexual puns involving the names of the chicks? ok, then
I would totally let Monika suck my Wejnert
Ivana Havasex…forget it, I just want to fuck all these chicks.
TENNIS anyone?
More like eightis anyone?
“…who doesn’t appreciate a Venus Williams-Amelie Mauresmo final?”
The ladies of the LPGA nod their heads in unison.
Jelena Dokic has big tits.
Venus got booted, but I think Mauresman is still out there marauding.