It’s a pretty slow news day in the sports world, so here’s a guy intentionally destroying his testicles on a stair railing. Don’t say I never did anything for you.
It’s a pretty slow news day in the sports world, so here’s a guy intentionally destroying his testicles on a stair railing. Don’t say I never did anything for you.
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Sometimes this stuff is better than porn.
/not really, I take that back
So you like self-torture do ya? Where’s Steve Martin w/ dental equipment when ya need him???
Thanks.
Signed,
Burt’s Bees.
Not for a million dollars.
@Vince: I’d do him for half that.
wait. what?
State of residence? I’m going with Nebraska, or maybe Iowa.
So the moron did that to himself … why?
Someone should tell him that there are easier ways to get a sex change.
I hate my balls too but that’s mainly because it takes so much work to step around them.
“I hope my nuts break the fall…”
“I hope my nuts break the fall…”
genius
This man should be given a commendation for attempting to remove himself from the gene pool. Perhaps a Special Olympics ribbon?
am i seeing things or does he have a tramp stamp?
I approve of him eliminating the skateboard middleman and cleaning up the gene pool in the process.
*insert witty Darwin joke here*
I have absolutely no problem with other dudes doing this. Less fat fucks to get in my way on the sidewalks.
Hopefully those classrooms in the background were full of impressionable youngsters.
I suggest that any dude who is thinking of getting married do this repeatedly. It also cuts out the middleman.