WEEKEND PICKS: WILD CARD WEEKEND!
01.02.09
Hooray for home playoff games in warm cities
What to watch for in this weekend’s biggest matchups. One team or another in ALL CAPS.
Road teams over HOME TEAMS — Can’t say I disagree too much with Vegas’s lines this weekend, but I’ll take Arizona as the one home team to advance to the next round. Although really, who the hell knows? God I can’t wait for these games.
TEXAS TECH over Ole Miss — This game is apparently going right now. As I write, it’s tied at 14 in the second quarter and I haven’t watched a down, so I don’t feel like I’m getting any kind of advantage making this pick.
ALABAMA over Utah — I hope the Utes can keep this one close. No one wants to see what happened to Hawaii last year.
CONTINUING TO IGNORE THE NBA AND COLLEGE HOOPS — Don’t worry, basketball fans. Your time of the year is coming. And I dread it with an icy sweat.
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DISCLAIMER!!! (read this really fast) Icy sweat caused by basketball coverage and is in no way, shape, or form related to an over-indulgence of bacon martinis.
Why would she wear shoulder pads, but no thigh pads?
After all, I ain’t about to awkwardly ram her shoulders.
Utah just won the National Championship!! 13-0!!
Utah dominated Alabama. Alabama beat Ole Miss. Ole Miss beat Florida AND Texas Tech. Texas Tech beat Texas. Texas beat Oklahoma. Oh, and Utah beat Oregon St., who beat USC.
That cares of pretty much everyone I think.
@starksgotejected:
*takes, you drunk fuck.
U-friggen-Tah! Good game, chaps.
@sarah1988: Do you have any shots of Herve Villechaize in a thong riding a black lab? I’ve seen so much porn, I think that’s the only thing that I wouldn’t be desensitized to.
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jnolais, whoring is allowed but frowned upon. Another comment where you pimp without providing some kind of contribution to the dick jokery will lead to banning.