WEEKEND PICKS: SUPER BOWL PREDICTION
01.30.09
What to watch for in this weekend’s biggest matchups. One side or another in ALL CAPS.
STEELERS over Cardinals – A lot of so-called experts have spent the extra week talking themselves into believing that the Cardinals are the same caliber of team as the Steelers. Now, I’m not saying that the Cards don’t have a chance, but I think it’s pretty foolish to predict that they’ll even cover the 7-point spread. Hope for the best and prepare for the worst, people. And put a lot more effort into preparing for the worst.
GEORGES ST-PIERRES over B.J. Penn — It’s a pretty fantastic weekend to have a big flatscreen with HD. I’ll take GSP in this fight; if he has a weakness, I haven’t seen it. Maybe his weakness is Thai whores? B.J. Penn should bring some to the Octagon just in case.
Penguins over MAPLE LEAFS (Hockey Night in Canada) — Goddammit. The plural of “Leaf” is LEAVES, you stupid Canucks! I’m never gonna get over that.
Joe Torre over DAVID WELLS — The fat man won this round, but I’m not gonna stand behind a guy with diabetes who once missed playing time due to gout. Gout: the “Disease of Kings” that attacks the “decadent and indolent.” Wells is gonna die before Torre can respond.
Have a great weekend, everybody. Check back in over the weekend, as I’ll be doing some extra work like posting Super Bowl links and putting prettier pictures at the top of the page.
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What picture?
The Toronto Maple Leafs are not named for the leaf of the maple tree. They are named for the symbol of Canada, known as the Maple Leaf, and which as a symbol is a singular and very proper noun.
A row of Canadian flags are not maple leaves, they are multiple incarnations of The Maple Leaf. Hence, Maple Leafs.
-taken from some slunt on the web.
oops! forgot:
/enlightenment
What is this asshole above me talking about?
GD, photos won’t load right now. Working on it.
Word math. You wouldn’t understand.
The Toronto Mapre Reafs are not named for the reaf of the mapre tree. They are named for the symbor of Canada, known as the Mapre Reaf, and which as a symbor is a singurar and very proper noun.
A row of Canadian frags are not mapre reaves, they are murtipre incarnations of The Maple Reaf. Hence, Mapre Reafs.
-taken from some slant on the web.
The Toronto Maple Leafs? You mean that team from The Love Guru. They’re real?
I would have been fine with that photo not loading.
Want to know more about the canadian flag?
Check it out.
At your local library.
THE ROETHLIS-BURGER over the Body of Christ
Leave it to With Leather to post some old ass pic from years ago in attempt to get a rise out of its moronic readers.
@ Tony
Then why don’t you stop coming to this site, and pissing us off with your moronic comments. You suck, douche.
He’s got a point there Tony. You do suck douche.
Whenever i think of a Steelers fan, i think of this fatty. Pure gold!
PS: I’d still throw it in there.
@ Baron Von Hugenstein:
You just answered your own question. I enjoy pissing you off.
@ Cooter
4 comments on a single With Leather thread? Man, your life must be exciting!
Hey Tony – going out of your way to pick fights with strangers on a site you don’t even like? Yeah, you should probably be lecturing about exciting lives…
Decadent and Indolent — I’m workin on it. Should get the Gout in a couple of months.
Are whitty retorts are no match for his bolded text! Run!!
go leafs go! what? you’re actually predicting this game? must be a slow week, i’m not looking forward to February, only NCAA hoops to watch. Well i guess this gives me more time to expand my porn collection.
Neither are your simpleminded misspellings, Yamabushi. Catch you
lowlifesdevoted readers later. GO COWBOYS!Yamabushi, YOU FOOL! You never make spelling errors in front of a douchebag! Dumbass.
Never fear, guys, I’ve got a secret weapon that’s guaranteed to frighten Tony off:
ITALICIZED CAPS!
Homo, in case you haven’t noticed, we don’t give a shit about number of posts. I don’t even want to imagine the pathetic type of personality that gauges its self-worth by the number of posts on a blog, which you obviously do. As if we feel like we’re missing out on something.
Like when the Durdenites tried to jump in the other week, claiming that they would “liven the place up” because they’re so funny and kooky. Narcissism like that is astounding. So feel free to rag on this site. We’ll just know that it’s only an attempt to somehow make your online life seem a little better. Which it won’t.
Now run along. It’s time for your girlfriend’s feeding.
Bold statements from someone that spelled Romo wrong.
I don’t want to exceed my daily comment quota, but that was pretty funny, Yamabushi.
Sounds like somebody’s upset that M-Uff called him on his obnoxious racism.
Does that bitch have a tongue stud or did she accidentally eat someone’s necklace because it looked shiny?
“Ahhhhh, mah titties!”
**double pistol fingers**
I’m pretty sure I know what’s supposed to be up there, and I don’t really want to see, but that picture isn’t loading and I just have to know!
/dick joke, racist joke, midget joke
GSP’s real weakness? Looking and sounding like Jean Claude Van Damme.
The “Veal Curtain”?