War Machine — né Jon Koppenhaver — got dropped by the UFC in part for insensitive comments about the death of former UFC fighter Evan Tanner, and judging from his latest MySpace blog post, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he probably won’t get picked back up any time soon. That is, unless publicly announcing that you hope the nation’s first black president gets assassinated is seen as a good thing. It seems like a bad idea to me, but then I’m not very politically astute.
But seriously, why should the media keep pushing this story about some stupid new president taking office down our throats? wtf indeed, War Machine. wtf indeed.
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An Hero for an Obama
That’s interesting, War Machine. Hmmm. Hey! I know! Since you’re all about being “one of the people”, and since you apparently have no marketable skills other than beating the crap out of other dudes (and are now unemployable at even that), perhaps you could join one of several fine branches of the military, you could be an ACTUAL war machine (full circle, baby!), and with any luck, you’ll get fragged by your own platoon for being an asshat! Just a thought.
Mr. Machine has an excellent point (and not just the one at the top of his white hood.)
How can we, “the people” (or is it THE PEOPLE?) expect a half-Kenyan raised by a single white mother to know what it’s like to struggle?
Shittt, indeed.
I expect better for someone with the name of War Machine… I know that the Machine family has to be more than a little let down in their little War.
War Machine/Jim Rhodes (Terrence Howard) > War Machine/Jim Rhodes (Don Cheadle) > War Machine (Jon Koppenhaver) > Gov. Jim Rhodes
The ladies call me “Cuddle Machine”.
But they get all mad when I try to take away the divider pillow between us.
He wants to “fuck an Obama”? Which one?
And if he wanted to express a long “shit”, he should have gone with “shiiiiit”…spelling it “Shittt” makes him sound like a Rainbird sprinkler.
Almost seems as though “War Machine” is not that bright.
That’s a lot of tough talk from a guy who gives the finger with all the grace of a twelve-year-old girl.
Have fun with the Secret Service, Koppenhaver.
Yea…I do!
“Teddy Bear”
Also enjoyed “All he is is a rich white guy with a dark tan…lol”
So he wrote that sentence, realized how witty it was, laughed (out loud), then added the “lol” as an afterthought. Your move, Toni Morrison.
@Hugh
Excuse me, the correct term is Hafrican-American, let’s try to be a little more sensitive please.
Also, “I could care less about the mother fucker”?
Well then, go ahead. Care less about him.
You probably should’ve dialed down your care for him before you wrote this eloquent post, though.
Obama’s a rich faggot? I learn so much here.
/buys stock in window decals of Calvin pissing on the Obama logo
War Machine and Jeff Monson should battle it out to see who hates the government more.
my money is on Monson, after all he is an anarchist. This guy just seems to hate presidents.
@Otto: Thank you for sharing that anal-retentive pet peeve. No, really. I hate that shit as well. It’s one of the many reasons I have no friends.
Also a rich faggot: Mike Piazza
It bums me out that “War Machine” isn’t an anagram for something embarrassing like “Man Ram In Me” or “Cram Raw Meat in Rear”.
…and that’s why Otto and WYDA are my friends.
It’s *COULDN’T* care less, assholes.
@Zack: However, “I ram a wench” is in play.
shit with 3 t’s? that is exxxreme!
Are you telling me that MMA fighters are stupid?
This changes everything!
…and that’s why Otto and WYDA are my friends.
I thought it was because we helped you bury that hooker.
Wish I’d known all it took was good grammar.
Shit, I was gonna name my child War Machine, it seemed so unique. I guess I’ll just go back to Billy.
I chose to receive all relevant social, political, and sporting commentary from the good people here at withleather. Fuck myspace blogs. That’s for Lindsay and her ugly ass lesbo to mouth off.
Very cool fascist country indeed.
Nathan Bedford Forrest is damn proud of you, War Machine
I’m with the grammar geeks. I can’t fucking stand it when people fuck that phrase up.
There are so many machines used in war, which is he? I’ll go with latrine.
I really don’t see what he said that was so wrong. Guess Jack Nicholson was right, some people can’t handle the truth
He’s just saying what everyone with a grenade tattooed on their neck is thinking.
War Machine was his second choice. Blow Job Machine was already taken by his mother.
Can I fuck him after he’s already in office or just before. Too many instructions. Please clarify.
Just what America needs: A President too stupid to make money.