01.29.09 TIM ‘TREEBOW’ IS MADE OF WOOD. GET IT?!?!?

I just went to the genetics lab and whipped up a Tim Tea-bow-a-constrictor. It’s a snake. A snake that throws touchdowns!

Joyce Kilmer > Billy Kilmer

@WWSM, nice work

As a way to say thanks, Tebow invited the chainsaw artist along for his next circumcision tour of Indochina.

Also, I fantasize about cutting his manhood off and wrapping it around my neck, making a TebowTie.

/also want to wear the skin of Mr. Belvedere, become Mr. Belvedere…

A TebowFlex is a machine for people that can bench press over 1,000 pounds…like KEN SHAMROCK!

7 1/2 feet tall, so that makes this guy about..4′8″?

I hope the fucker catches Tebowla.

His weapon of choice is a Tebow-and-arrow. It shoots footballs.

IS THAT TIM TEBOW STATUE READY TO IRON IT’S UNIFORM BEFORE THE GAME?

I’ve also been known as a “chainsaw artist” for very, very different reasons.

We all know that one day, the Provider will set us free. Make everything like it was in the before time. In the long, long ago.

That’s an accurate representation of Tebow. It, too, has no sinful penis.

And, seriously, Kenny? Stop shouting.

To quote the film Real Genius, “Decaf can be just as tasty as the real thing.”

Great South Park reference Punch.

I enjoy Kenny’s shouting. It’s his shtick. Much better than his Joe Buck username.

I thought it was just Percy Harvin’s leg that was wooden.

Mwhahahahahaha…KNEEL BEFORE TREE-BOW

I just know there’s a hole on the back of that thing for that dude to shove his Tebowner.

He indeed is the second coming, only instead of turning water into wine he turns water into tea(bow).