Not realistic. Tebow’s made of GRANITE
Blogs are made by fools like me, / But only Gator fans can make a tree…bow.
Chainsaw artist Sam Knowles works on his latest creation — a seven-and-one-half-foot tall Tim Tebow sculpture carved from a dead oak tree…
When asked about the sculpture’s weight, Knowles said that it weighs about one ton, but the roots are still in the ground “so I guess he weighs as much as the Earth.”
I was going to suggest that Gators fans should be careful about the creation and worship of false idols, but then I remembered that Tim Tebow is the Second Coming, so I guess it’s cool.
Up next: the Tebowchet, a giant catapult that can fling objects… almost as far as Tebow throws a football!!!
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I just went to the genetics lab and whipped up a Tim Tea-bow-a-constrictor. It’s a snake. A snake that throws touchdowns!
Joyce Kilmer > Billy Kilmer
@WWSM, nice work
As a way to say thanks, Tebow invited the chainsaw artist along for his next circumcision tour of Indochina.
Also, I fantasize about cutting his manhood off and wrapping it around my neck, making a TebowTie.
/also want to wear the skin of Mr. Belvedere, become Mr. Belvedere…
A TebowFlex is a machine for people that can bench press over 1,000 pounds…like KEN SHAMROCK!
7 1/2 feet tall, so that makes this guy about..4’8″?
I hope the fucker catches Tebowla.
His weapon of choice is a Tebow-and-arrow. It shoots footballs.
IS THAT TIM TEBOW STATUE READY TO IRON IT’S UNIFORM BEFORE THE GAME?
I’ve also been known as a “chainsaw artist” for very, very different reasons.
We all know that one day, the Provider will set us free. Make everything like it was in the before time. In the long, long ago.
That’s an accurate representation of Tebow. It, too, has no sinful penis.
And, seriously, Kenny? Stop shouting.
To quote the film Real Genius, “Decaf can be just as tasty as the real thing.”
Great South Park reference Punch.
I enjoy Kenny’s shouting. It’s his shtick. Much better than his Joe Buck username.
I thought it was just Percy Harvin’s leg that was wooden.
Mwhahahahahaha…KNEEL BEFORE TREE-BOW
I just know there’s a hole on the back of that thing for that dude to shove his Tebowner.
He indeed is the second coming, only instead of turning water into wine he turns water into tea(bow).