01.12.09 TIM TEBOW IS COMING BACK
With Gators QB Tim Tebow announcing his return to Florida for his senior year, there has been much celebration in Gainesville, where fans shrieked like pre-teen girls at… whatever drives pre-teen girls these days. If you find out, let me know, heh heh.
Elsewhere, among us cynical types who occasionally criticize the media, there’s bona fide hand-wringing about the fawning media attention Tebow gets. Check out this little journo-porn (religiolism?) from the Palm Beach Post:
The only player left in Florida’s dressing room after the game, he sat quietly at his locker in nothing more than gray boxer briefs with his hands folded, hunched over like someone trying desperately to catch his breath. Or settle his mind. Or both. Team attendants cleaning up dared only whisper in the silence out of respect or compassion.
Those muscles listed in press guides, all 240 pounds of them, they can, in fact, hang heavily on a man. He seemed almost weighed down by the bulk of his physique. The toll his perfectly tuned body had taken in 3 1/2 hours against Oklahoma was clear from the red burns on the right shoulder where he wore an ice pack for almost an hour.
The crystal blue eyes that usually light up his square but softly freckled face seemed washed of color, his eyelids heavy, half-closing. If ever a man has looked exhausted, defined precisely as depleted or completely used up of his natural riches, Tebow was that man.
Ya know, maybe he wouldn’t be so depleted of his natural riches if people stopped sucking him off all the time. Just sayin’.
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TIM TEBOW IS COMING BACK
Just putting off being a NFL bust for one more year. Nice choice Teblow.
Can’t wait to see him try to make it as a tight end.
@:38 Did he say “Thanks for all the MAMMARIES?” Now we know why he’s coming back. http://cakerockstheparty.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/tim-tebow-girl.jpg
Well done Inertia53
Hail T-Beau!
Hail!
Leave Tebow ALOOONE!!!
No seriously, we finally get an athlete who isn’t all about shooting up scrip clubs (and being all black and what not) and people hate him. Fucking bullshit.
I accidentally my Tebow, THE WHOLE THING!
Tebow is footballs Tom Cruise just a D-bag who pushes his religion on people and acts happy all the time. I can’t wait until he gets to the NFL and sucks then gets caught for his first DUI and ESPN runs the Tebow lost his way piece and because he’s religious he gets a pass.
The problem is, we weren’t allowed to make up our own minds about him. He was forced down our throats (ew).
Peter King can’t wait for the Tebow to take St. Brett’s place.
I love it when Allan Stokke gets so wasted during Sunday football that he’s still rambling and incoherent on Monday. It helps contribute to a goal that we’re all invested in, which is seeing Allison end up working a pole somewhere.
@Ncurley - umm.. yeah.. it’ll be because he’s religious that he’ll get a pass.
@Zack
My daughter already works a pole, and she’s quite good at it!
Wait a second…..rabble rabble rabble
@Merk
oh… I see what you did there.
Awfully dramatic for someone on the GodSquad, ay Timmy?
uh, um , uh, um , uh……im tim tebloe, uh , uh , um.
Tebow an NFL bust? Not likely. Have you seen the QB play in the playoffs? He could start for the Vikings, Titans, Ravens, Dolphins, Heaven, and Panthers today.
What’s Heaven’s mascot?
The Vuluptuous Virgins?
Tebow next to a picture of Touchdown Jesus?? BLASPHEMY!
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