THIS COULDN’T POSSIBLY BE ANY GAYER
01.23.09Earlier this week, the Titans’ LenDale White joined Panthers running backs DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart on the Best Damn Sports Show Period to talk about the rights to the “Smash and Dash” nickname. I guess LenDale came up with the name first, but then Panthers fans “swagger-jacked” him, and then I rolled my eyes and made a wanking motion. I have never in my life watched a bunch of grown men — all millionaires — discussing which pair deserves to have a nickname that rhymes. And certainly not after all of them had shitty playoff performances in losses to visiting underdogs.
LenDale seems to be taking this especially hard, so I’ll give him his own nickname: Whine and Dine.

Lendale has also gotten the copyright to “Eat and repeat.”
Sorry Matt, you’re wrong. This could be gayer- if they were basketball players. Or women. Or is that redundant?
pssst. hey matt. check the headline for typos.
Yeah, yeah, I fixed it.
Fag and Gag?
Ream and Cream?
Binge and Purge.
The shit comes out of both ends with these assholes.
/committs seppuku
“wha’happen”… “know’wha’i mean?”
OJ Simpson, aka Raped & Gaped.
Shouldn’t the 3rd guy’s name be JonaThan Stewart?
WhyDoYouAsk @ 12:33 LOL LOL!!! Props, man.
So, was the situation resolved or did they just spend another three hours basking in each other’s magnificence?
Flop and Drop?
After this was settled, they then debated for thirty minutes over whether or not Hilary Swank is “hot”
A shirtless Chris Rose would make this much gayer.
oj is the original slash and dash
This couldn’t be gayer unless the show was coming to you live from a tent on Brokeback Mountain.
im sure a-rod could kick up the gayness a couple of notches.
more like ash and hash
Why wasn’t Jeff Garcia invited?
Biscuits and Gravy
Meat and Potatoes
Peas and Carrots
Were they naming their balls? How about Shrinky and Dink?
LenWhale definitely choked a hooker after this gab-fest.