“You know those alley-oops that are, like… double alley-oops?”
The biggest basketball news today is that NJIT finally snapped its D-I record losing streak at 51 games, but honestly I find that pretty boring, so here’s Ike Nwamu and Deuce Bello of Westchester Country Day School. They pulled off this designed double alley-oop in a recent game, and this is about as good as it gets today. Needless to say, this play would not have been possible in my predominantly white high school in the cornfields of southern Illinois. I can’t believe I missed my ten-year reunion. I really missed out on my chance to see all the people I disliked and never wanted to see again.
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I hear ya, Matt. In my northern Illinois high school, our team had one alley oop dunk all season. It was like cash was falling from the rafters, everyone went so nuts.
Great story, huh guys? Guys?
I’ll bet the team’s glad they didn’t drop Deuce.
You had cornfields at your high school??? I’m so jealous! Sure, the beach was 5 minutes away, but we were sadly lacking in cornfields. And blacks.
i cant really think of a smart ass comment being as unim pressed as i am by that.
THESE GUYS NOW DATE CHEERLEADERS
They still rape them though after the date, right?
Another day, another white dude getting yakked on
Love the coach/parent yelling “back screen BACK SCREEN!!!” right before his guy gets shit on.
Chocolate microscopes?
Deuce Bello: Male…
Jeez, I can’t even finish that lame joke. Sorry.
Deuce Bello, more like Douche Bello
While I appreciate that Matt’s farming town roots were undoubtedly white, there’s no more Caucasian place on Earth than the Westchester Country Day School. A quick look at the school’s online athletics calendar reveals upcoming contests in various sports (croquet? squash? polo?) against the likes of American Hebrew, High Point Christian, Canterbury and something called Shining Light. Basically, the fact that there was any alley oop — let alone a double — in a WCDS game is the single most incongruous thing to ever happen in America not involving Barack Obama.
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In northwest Ohio, we threw parades after perfect chest passes.
Speaking of Southern Illinois, my folks grew up just outside of East St. Louis and let me tell you if you want to have a good time do yourself a favor and go visit East St. Louis! Of course that is if your idea of a good time is getting stabbed.
My high school was predominately white. We always dreaded playing the black high schools because of the imminent ass whoopings. I think if they had just stayed in the bus the other team wouldn’t have been motivated to score so high.