“I’ve got two balloons of black tar inside this little guy”
All aboard the express train to Awesometown, because Mickey Rourke is going to wrestle at Wrestlemania XXV in Houston on April 2nd.
“The boys from the WWE called me and asked me to do it,” Rourke told Access Hollywood. “I said, ‘I want to.’ I’m talking with [WWE legend] Rowdy Roddy Piper about it.” [...]
And when he does jump into the ring with WWE, it appears the actor may already have his sights set on an opponent. “Chris Jericho, you better get in shape,” Rourke added. “Because I’m coming after your a**.”
It remains unclear whether he’ll be wrestling in character as Randy “The Ram” Robinson from his acclaimed performance in the title role of “The Wrestler,” or whether he’ll be in character as Mickey Rourke, Guy Who Pets Chihuahuas on the Red Carpet. Please let it be chihuahuas please let it be chihuahuas please let it be chihuahuas…
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His master plan to spend the weekend eating food off of The Rock is coming together beautifully.
I wish I was friends with Mickey Rourke.
/sigh
Maybe he’ll wrestle as the guy from “9 1/2 Weeks” and lick chocolate sauce off The Rock’s nipples.
Yo qiero want to murder my family?
DAMN YOU AND YOUR FASTNESS, WWSM!
Mickey Rourke: The pride of Schenectady, NY
The Benoitcalypse approaches!
Needs more Lobster knife fighting
That little cutie looks like he likes peanut butter! ARF ARF!
SERIOUSLY, IF THEY GET JAKE “THE SNAKE” ROBERTS TO DO THIS FUCKING MATCH, IT COULD BE THE BEST WM EVAR!!!
Is Brutus the Barber Beefcake still around?
Seriously, I need a haircut. From a beefcake.
Roddy Piper smashing a coconut over Rourke’s head during a “Piper’s Pit” interview would be awesome.
@SexCannon: He’s been busy!
[slam.canoe.ca]
I bet Mickey Rourke smells like patchouli and sweet tarts…
Hopefully, he’ll be appearing as “The Cook” from Spun and re-create his final scene in the film.
Thanks Breakfast. That article was quite the mindfuck. When was the last time anyone read the name Ted DiBiase?
Hopefully he will use another meat slicer on his opponent!
I think he should go after Glens Falls’ Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Nice that he got his hair done for the big, fancy award show.
@No Pullout
The pride of Glens Falls, NY
/carries 2 X 4
I heard he’s going to fight the Iron Yuppie.
@Otto: Psssh…Iron Yuppie. Thinks he’s so big.
It’s going to be a title match and at stake is Rourke’s stylish blue flamboyant belt.
I can’t tell if the dog is going to take a shit or if Rourke is about to.
Further proof it can’t all be Gary Busey, but can be just as fun.
Can’t wait for naked Marisa Tomei to distract the ref.
Ram Jam is a truly “gay” finisher.