01.30.09 THE *OTHER* LARRY FITZGERALD STORY
A big story in Tampa this week has been about superhuman wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald and his father, Larry Sr., an NFL reporter in Minnesota. Rick reilly and other columnists were all, “Larry Senior is awesome ’cause he’s going to not cheer in the press box and remain totally objective.” Then there was the backlash by people with facts, who were all, “Uhhhh, actually, he’s not objective at all.” Then the columnists got pissed off and tossed barbs back. The whole thing has been pretty annoying and gay, which is why I haven’t written about it.
Forgotten in all of this are the accusations of abuse and bribery made by Angela Nazario, the former Raiders cheerleader who gave birth to Fitgerald’s son. Remember a year ago when this happened?
A source close to Nazario says he has asked her to “hide” out in a small Arizona town, and asked her to have an abortion. Fitzgerald also allegedly tried to bribe her with offers of houses and cars, and when she declined, he told her “I don’t need this all over the news like Matt Leinart.”
After she gave birth, Nazario later accused Fitzgerald of slamming her head into a marble floor and tearing chunks of her hair out. And now, rumors are beginning to swirl (see buried lede) that Nazario and son Devin will be at the Super Bowl on Sunday. Rick Reilly has yet to write a column on whether or not she’ll be cheering for Fitzgerald.
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THE *OTHER* LARRY FITZGERALD STORY
How would you like Wanda Sykes saying, “The whole thing has been pretty annoying and Matt Ufford”???
Rick Reilly has yet to write a column on whether or not she’ll be cheering for Fitzgerald.
When he does, you can guarantee that the story will be a heart-warming tale of the triumph of the human spirit. We’ll laugh a little, we’ll cry a little, and we’ll all learn a little something special about ourselves, to boot.
“tearing chunks of her hair out.”
How many times did he have to tell her to shave her pussy?
@Otto:
I think we’re going to learn that if you’re an athlete, you like the ladies, and you want to avoid scandal, you pretty much need to go anal 100% of the time.
Rod Tidwell air dries.
He didn’t name his son Larry Fitzgerald III? Man, it’s like he’s not proud of him or something.
…tearing chunks of her hair out…
You gotta sew that shit in tight.
you pretty much need to go anal 100% of the time.
“Amen” -BQuinn
Who “asks” their woman to have an abortion in the day and age of Jamba Juice Berry Blast smoothies with free spirulina and RU-486? Get with the times, man.
@Katni: We call that drink “The Reverse Bloody Mary”.
When Larry needs that extra push over the cliff he turns up the abuse to eleven. One abusier.
CORRECTION: You pretty much need to TAKE it anally 100% of the time.
/Brady Quinn
She ain’t no gold digger.
Rick Reilly has yet to write a column on whether or not she’ll be cheering for Fitzgerald
I’m pretty sure Rick has already written his 800 words this week
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