01.27.09 THE MOST STRIPPERIFIC SUPER BOWL EVER!
“All hands on dick”
Tampa is well-known to be a haven for the strip club connoisseur, and this week the local flesh peddlers expect business to boom like never before, as landmark clubs like 2001 Odyssey and Mons Venus are within walking distance of Raymond James Stadium.
“Tampa has a reputation for having the most strip clubs and the most girls who are a lot of fun,” says a 25-year-old exotic dancer named Claudia, who left her usual gig in Las Vegas to work the Super Bowl week here…. Claudia says she’s worked four previous Super Bowls and expects to make as much as $2,000 a day performing at 2001 Odyssey… “It’s so crazy, everybody is in a such a party mood,” she says. “It’s a whole new level of everything.”
The clubs have been busy auditioning more dancers and upgrading their interiors. Some will stay open 24 hours.
Naturally, bitch-ass politicians passed a “no lap-dance” law designed to keep dancers six feet away from patrons in an effort to try to promote lame crap like the city’s beaches and vibrant Latin quarter.
“It’s like cockroaches,” [a former city councilman who pushed the six-foot ordinance] says. “If you don’t stay on top of it, it will infect and run you over. And that’s exactly what’s happened.”
I respectfully disagree. I’ve never had a coked-up cockroach give me a boner and swindle me for an extra $20 before.
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THE MOST STRIPPERIFIC SUPER BOWL EVER!
Mons Venus, the best strip joint I’ve been to. Full contact lap dances. You can touch them all over, just don’t stick any fingers in their ass or snatch.
True UU, most strippers frown on digital penetration…well on the clock anyway.
HOIST THE SAILS, YOU SCURVY DOGS! ME MIZZENMAST’S AT HIGH NOON!
Change the name from Latin Quarter to White Quarter and maybe I’ll show up.
Red Garter in Key West all the way. Dem bitches not only are hands on and shit, but will take you to the beach and get you high and everything. God I love Key West…
The benefit of the 6 foot rule is that it leads to more girl-on-girl action. So that’s nice.
Not to be contrary, Mr. city councilman, but mom always told me that infections come from when strippers DO stay on top of it.
“It’s a whole new level of everything.” That’s what they said about my dad’s lymphoma :(
Viasanthe is not disturbed by the 6 foot rule.
Montreal strip clubs > Tampa clubs
And the French girls are sluttier too
That sound you heard was Kurt Warner’s wife strapping the chastity cup on him. That bull dyke takes no chances.
+1 Breakfast
@PITBB, it’s pretty close.
For a major U.S. city, D.C. easily has the worst strip clubs.
UU- if you still consider Buffalo a major city, I would put up their strip clubs against any of the worst in the nation!
@BC, all the good strippers in Buffalo go to Niagara Falls
I’d imagine all the good DC strippers are in hotel rooms with Congressmen.
Tampa also has great bathrooms for cheerleaders who want to lez off.
Got to love that reverse immigration coming from WNY.
+1 Porkpie
That photo should’ve been captioned “All hands on dick.”
Stupid city council and their six-foot rule.
@Otto - Thy will be done.
Isn’t it pronounced “CockAroach?” This is still Florida we’re talking about.
The Latin Quarter isn’t anywhere near the stadium and besides, it fucking blows.
“It’s like cockroaches,” [a former city councilman who pushed the six-foot ordinance] says. “If you don’t stay on top of it, it will infect and run you over. And that’s exactly what’s happened.”
Sooooo….when are you going to get rid of the cockroaches? If strippers are ‘like’ cockroaches, I’d think it be a bigger priority to eliminate the cockroaches first (which, by your logic, are worse than strippers).
/your metaphors suck, councilman
/cockroach rant
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