Victoria Beckham followed in her husband’s foot steps by stripping down for an Armani underwear ad campaign, and the Daily Mail has the first stills from the deal that will pay Posh in the neighborhood of $18 million. Because, you know, the Beckhams are hurting for money and publicity.
Of course, as with all lingerie ads, the woman is wearing a matching bra and panties with high heels. Know how many times I’ve seen a woman actually wear matching underwear and high heels? **counts silently for several seconds** Zero. Zero times. My therapist says that maybe if women dressed in underwear and high heels more often, I wouldn’t feel the need to do so myself.
(Bonus photos of the Beckhams in Dubai last week, plus Becks’ Armani campaign for the ladies out there. RAWR!)
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for the ladies out there
Don’t worry Smello, we’ll wait.
She gets paid MILLIONS to dress like that, and I get told to stay the hell away from the elementary school. And I wasn’t even TOUCHING most of the kids!
/shakes head sadly, pondering life’s unfairness
$18 Million seems rather excessive. Armani could have hired Amy Winehouse for a quart of liquor. It wouldn’t even have to be any of the good stuff.
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So one of the janitors left behind a mop last night, and I’ve got a pair of balloons, and I’m all alone in the office, so I was thinking of making a Victoria Beckham doll to have sex with. My only question is what to use for lips. Any suggestions?
“Know how many times I’ve seen a woman actually wear matching underwear and high heels?”
I, on the other hand, have seen it many times.
I’m a janitor at the Herald Square Victoria’s Secret, you see. And I take my lunch hour in the dressing room.
He really is just fantastic.
I’ve seen a woman actually wear matching underwear and high heels, she was whore and let’s just say it cost me a few bucks.
The heels are just the icing on the cake
Of course John Daly has to use a food reference. Tubby.
“Look at me, Dave, look”
“Come and touch it, Dave.”
@Zack:
Try actual lips:
http://www.chicago.il.us/morgue_unclaimed.html
Thanks WWSM, but security has already been instructed not to even let me inside the front door of that building anymore.
Matt, with those Beckham pics, you are about ten seconds away from an Eddy Curry knock on your door.
Is it just me or are rich, attractive people better than poor, ugly people?
And of course he’ll come knocking at the back door!
/gives self high five