While we’ve already established that this year’s Super Bowl host city has a lot of strip clubs, we’ve haven’t exactly tallied up how many strip clubs are in the area. Fortunately, TMZ did it for us. Leaving the heavy math to the celebrity sites leaves more time for watching security cam footage of Tokyo’s public transit system.

[T]here are a total of 43 strip clubs in Tampa. That’s more than the city’s hospitals (12), high schools (41), fire stations (21) or synagogues (13). The only place that rivals the clubs is McDonald’s, which also comes in at 43.

Only 21 fire stations? I wonder which one will put out the fire in my pants…Hehe, no I’m totally serious. It’s burning like crazy down there. I hope it’s not an STD, but just a mild case of athlete’s wang.