TAMPA IS EQUALLY HORNY AND HUNGRY
01.28.09
While we’ve already established that this year’s Super Bowl host city has a lot of strip clubs, we’ve haven’t exactly tallied up how many strip clubs are in the area. Fortunately, TMZ did it for us. Leaving the heavy math to the celebrity sites leaves more time for watching security cam footage of Tokyo’s public transit system.
[T]here are a total of 43 strip clubs in Tampa. That’s more than the city’s hospitals (12), high schools (41), fire stations (21) or synagogues (13). The only place that rivals the clubs is McDonald’s, which also comes in at 43.
Only 21 fire stations? I wonder which one will put out the fire in my pants…Hehe, no I’m totally serious. It’s burning like crazy down there. I hope it’s not an STD, but just a mild case of athlete’s wang.

Only 41 high schools?!?! That means two of the strip clubs are woefully understaffed by naked dropouts!
Athlete’s wang is no joke.
/Ron Mexico
Thats why I love living here.
Athlete’s wang is easily preventable.
/AC Green
Don’t count out the synagogues. The lap dances at Temple Beth El-Brittany will spin your dreydl like it’s never been spun before.
the high school:McDonald’s ratio is a real source of pride to community leaders – Only TWO of the graduating classes in the city are forced to look for work at Subway or Kinko’s!
I prefer quality over quantity, but on the other hand I can only really afford a 5 dollar entrance fee.
BORING in here as usual.
Jesus, Matt, you’re saying it like it’s a bad thing.
The good news is, the banner pic was taken at a Tampa fire station. That pole multitasks.
Next time you’re in the shower, piss on your wang. It’ll clear right up for ya’.
Do the McDonalds have a six-foot rule for approaching a Quarter Pounder?
Breaking news…Andruw Jones just signed with the Rays. For free.
I’m suddenly hungry for McDonald’s hot apple pie.
@ WDYA- Wait, did he sign because of the strip clubs, or the McDonalds?