You know how when you were a kid, some days you’d show up to school and your teacher would surprise you with a film? And your teacher kind of smelled like your divorced uncle? Well, I’m not hung over, but I don’t feel like working, so here’s Florida’s Major Wright crushing the Sooners’ Manuel Johnson last night. I know I’ve had some animosity towards Oklahoma in the past, but this isn’t meant to be pro-Florida or anti-Oklahoma. Think of it as pro-someone getting their teeth knocked in. That’s a cause we can all believe in.
[via EDSBS, which also points out this COLUMNFAIL]
UPDATE: Sad trombone from Da Wiz after the jump.


yeah, pass interference. not called. typical acc officiating.
fuck major wright. cock sucker
Also, isn’t it helmet-helmet and thus illegal?
Did they win last year? I forget.
Or rather, I don’t care.
Looked more like helmet-chin to me, which makes it 100% more awesome.
Legality? Still approximately don’t-give-a-shit%
It sucks more to be Magic Johnson. You know, because of the AIDS.
Hey Magic gave me another excuse to be gain weight. “I’m not fat, I have AIDS!”
(Manny Johnson got right up and walked way, which is pretty badass too.)
Nothing like a good helmet-to-helmet hit, before the ball got there followed by 6 douchebag scrubs taunting him while he’s on the ground. Of course, maybe the gators could stop sucking each other’s dicks long enough to notice that he just got up and walked away…some hit!
It would have deserved more respect if it wasn’t clearly a penalty. 3 football helmets outa 4.