01.19.09 SUCK-OFF: I’M GONNA HATE THIS SUPER BOWL

1 nothing wrong with me.

Flacco looked more like Falco yesterday… except he was not rocking Amadeus… it was more like sucking on a dead man.

McGahee being carted off the field = The Undertaker’s entrance music

there wasn’t enough queso dip on the planet to hack another first half of steelers ravens

manchoi44, let’s try to write actual sentences, okay? Or maybe tell a joke? Or anything that makes me want to do something besides ban you.

For McGahee, would it have been worse for them to play, I got the power by SNAP?

They should’ve played “Your Neck” by Alkaline Trio

I’m thinking the only McNabb supporter left in Philly is the one that holds his nuts in place.

There were times during the Steelers - Ravens game that I honestly thought that Flacco was going to miss the ground altogether…and that first half took way too long to finish.

Rex Ryan has already jumped ship and went Jets as HC.

At least the hit wasn’t as gross as him getting his leg bent the wrong way when he was at Miami. I still can’t get that image out of my head. Everytime an announcer says his name that’s what I see. AHHHHHHH!!

KURT WARNER’S JESUS MAGIC > TROY POLOMUALU’S HAIR

CARDS OVER STEELERS 34-24

UP YER BUTT JOBU!

Two full weeks of interviews, news and analysis from Jerome Bettis and Terry Bradshaw!

Ok… My main squeeze is a HUGE Steelers fan…ever since he was a child. However, it seems to me that the Steelers are kind of like the NY Yankee’s of Football. Does this stand correct?

@Emmalee: No.

I think the most appropriate song for the occasion would have been “Comfortably Numb”..

/Is anyone else getting pinched by pitchforks?

Emmalee: Your main squeeze is a homo. Better to hear it from me, an anonymous blog commenter, than from his boyfriend.

P.S. The Steelers are more like the St. Louis Cardinals of football; both are well-managed, consistently above-average, and from a God-awful cities.

@Emmalee: yes, but worse

Hugh-Your comment is kind of like watching the Inn Keeper getting killed in “My Bloody Valentine”: I shouldn’t laugh, but I just can’t help myself. Oh, and I am the one person who saw that this weekend, although it was NOT by choice.

@emmalee your gay steeler loving boyfriend made you go to the movie didn’t he??

@Emmalee: most have that same reaction when seeing my penis for the first time. And, yes, most don’t see it by choice.

@Hugh: Is the reaction kinda like the dog from Duck Hunt?

They should have played some Cranberries for McGahee, ya know him being Irish and all.

Emmalee says:
Ok… My main squeeze is a HUGE Steelers fan…ever since he was a child. However, it seems to me that the Steelers are kind of like the NY Yankee’s of Football. Does this stand correct?

i think the steelers have less man on man action in the locker room.

Oh, I can’t wait until September and those selective memory retards at the Linc blame this shit on Andy and Donny but refuse to point any fingers at the D. Whatever. The Kevin Kolb era is coming soon, and when it does, i’m just gonna get drunk and wait the 5 games until everyone starts to understand what a huge fucking mistake they made.

Good year Birds, I had you pegged at 8-8 and you nearly went to the SB. No hard feelings.