Yesterday there was a big to-do about PETA’s proposed Super Bowl ad that was banned for being “too racy.” And now PETA is prolonging the attention it aches for alone at night by talking about the details of their racy ad, and how racy and sexy it was, et cetera.
PETA said: “PETA’s ad – which features a bevy of beauties who are powerless to resist the temptation of veggie love – was deemed too hot for the Super Bowl.
“NBC rejected the video because of concerns over ‘rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin’ and a woman ‘screwing herself with broccoli’.”
Whatever. “Studies show vegetarians have better sex.” Uh huh. Well, a recent poll shows that most studies are bullshit, while a survey I took says PETA is a bunch of manipulative extremist assholes hell-bent on pushing their agenda at the expense of civil liberties. So there. You can twist academic findings to mean anything. Hell, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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I enjoy gang rape, but only if I’m first of the nine.
Oh for fucks sake. Fur is one thing but don’t try and push the notion that meat is bad. The Whopper and chicken tenders I had for lunch will back me up on this one. Whining pussies.
Pumpkins are a fruit, you assholes, and if I want to see a woman fucking fruit, well, that’s what the internet is for.
I also enjoy gang rape. I just don’t know if I can take 10 dudes.
Wait? What?
That reminds me…I need to stick a cucumber up my ass.
Okay, I’ll admit it, I’m fine up to number 5. But after that, I’ll throw a tantrum and become the tenth guy who “doesn’t enjoy” it.
you know, I made a similar video once, and lost my job because of it.
In my defense, no one at P.S. 203 told me that you have to get parents’ permission before you use 8th graders in a film.
You haven’t lived till you’ve fucked a vegetable.
Terri Schiavo gave tremendous head.
It’s so hard (err, difficult) for me to hate an ad that features hot chicks getting off… only PETA can fuck that up for me.
WDYA, you owe me a new laptop, you fucker. I got coffee all over mine.
+1000
oh now i remembered what i was having for dinner tonight. venison steaks.
The complete lack of cucumbers or ears of corn killed any merit this ad could have had.
All the girls used to wonder why I put a Zuchini in my shorts. I was just ahead of the times.
Haven’t logged in for a while, but I needed to just to give WDYA a hearty +1.
I hope we never pull the plug on Terri Schiavo jokes.
NEWS FLASH: Stop Video at 23 seconds. Though hard to see, the young lady in the background is actually NAKED, and areola is visible.
first they want ben & jerry’s to use breast milk, now this? at least they’re going in the right direction – toward my crotch.
The girls in that commercial are not vegetarian. I’m certain they either enjoy sausage or tuna.