Comments on: SOCCER PLAYERS DO IT ON THE PITCH

By: The Sports Machine

The Sports Machine — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:06:01 +0000

I wish I had tried harder at soccer when I was a kid, but picking my nose was so much more interesting at the time.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:34:35 +0000

Pitch is a euphemism for anus.

By: SSGT Barnes

SSGT Barnes — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:53:36 +0000

Get some vowels you slavic assholes.

By: Saunders

Saunders — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:32:57 +0000

I’d masturbate in her window seat*

*chest

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:03:40 +0000

Note to self: Make bet with inveterate gambler Drpic; win bet; fuck hot girlfriend.

By: Katni

Katni — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:02:06 +0000

Oh, sure, but when I try to fulfill my dream of having sex where I work, I get called into HR. Life’s not fair.

By: Zack

Zack — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:01:52 +0000

Picture 9 reminds me of my days working for the Hot Cops. Eventually I found out everyone except me was gay, so I quit, got a psychology degree, and became an analrapist (analyst + therapist) instead.

By: Butch Huskey

Butch Huskey — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:59:09 +0000

Sex In Dugout With Damone > Sex On “Pitch”

By: whowillsexmutombo

whowillsexmutombo — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:54:27 +0000

Those air sickness bags are a very handy receptacle for those moments in the friendly sky when you just can’t keep your hands off yourself…

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:41:19 +0000

It’s like an orgy of consonants.