01.23.09 SOCCER PLAYERS DO IT ON THE PITCH
Croatian midfielder Dino Drpic was dropped by his club due to his gambling problems (high-five!), but the teamless star is probably going to be all right, what with his wife being a published author now. Nives Celzijus, who happens to also be a Playboy model, has written a memoir and recently recounted the couple’s tryst at midfield of Maksimir Stadium in Zagreb, the capital of Croatia.
‘Dino had arranged that people should turn on the stadium lights for us and he finally fulfilled his dream of having sex in the middle of a football pitch. It was very naughty,’ Nives Celzijus told a Serbian chat show. The model, 27, is promoting her book, Gola Istina, which means The Naked Truth.
Whatever. Like that’s a big deal. I’m a member of the mile-high club. So there. No really, it’s true. I masturbated on a plane once. I was in a window seat, so I had some privacy.
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SOCCER PLAYERS DO IT ON THE PITCH
Whoever comes up with Slavic names must have huge, fat fingers.
That’s fine and all but did you really have to cum on her hair?
http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html
I now want to change my name to Dino Dropkick.
I hear it’s like -20 degrees Celzijus in Croatia.
It’s like an orgy of consonants.
Those air sickness bags are a very handy receptacle for those moments in the friendly sky when you just can’t keep your hands off yourself…
Sex In Dugout With Damone > Sex On “Pitch”
Picture 9 reminds me of my days working for the Hot Cops. Eventually I found out everyone except me was gay, so I quit, got a psychology degree, and became an analrapist (analyst + therapist) instead.
Oh, sure, but when I try to fulfill my dream of having sex where I work, I get called into HR. Life’s not fair.
Note to self: Make bet with inveterate gambler Drpic; win bet; fuck hot girlfriend.
I’d masturbate in her window seat*
*chest
Get some vowels you slavic assholes.
Pitch is a euphemism for anus.
I wish I had tried harder at soccer when I was a kid, but picking my nose was so much more interesting at the time.
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