The alternate headline for this video is 2Saves1Faceplant, as this heroic goalkeeper pulls off what may be the greatest feat every seen during a rec league penalty kick: a diving save, then a quick recovery to make a slide tackle save that leads to the striker’s face going directly into the post.

I don’t want to get sentimental or come off as too maudlin, but the fact that this happened naturally — and not in some retarded soccer movie like the one with Will Ferrell or the one with Rodney Dangerfield or the one that Bill Simmons always talks about — actually makes me believe that God exists.  And He totally has the same sense of humor that I do. High-five, God!  Hello? **puts hand back down** That’s cool.  He’s probably pretty busy.

[Dirty Tackle]