The people who participate in the comments section here at With Leather represent way less than 1% of the site’s readership, so I don’t know why I spend so much time taking care of it. Nevertheless, the rest of this post addresses commenting issues. Everyone else, please stand by for NFL coverage.
So, uh, what the hell happened on Friday? I take one day off and the comments go crazy with expatriates from WWTDD. For you Durdenites who have come to With Leather: you are welcome to join the party here, but realize that this is a different forum with different guidelines. After all, Sudanese refugees who come to America don’t get to keep living under Sudanese law. You can’t just wander the streets killing cows with assault rifles and pressing children into military service. Yet.
The thing is, coming to WL isn’t like coming to America. It’s like coming to an extremely cool fascist country. Everyone seems totally friendly and fun, then you turn the corner and there’s a public execution. That’s how it is here. Everyone’s all on the same page here: nothing gets taken too seriously, everyone manages to keep the discussion more or less on topic, and in general the commenters sound like literate, intelligent people who just happen to like crude humor. People who don’t play along generally swallow their own tongues after the commenters have their way with them, and particularly resilient trolls get banned.
So there ya go. Everyone’s welcome to stick around and participate, and With Leather is flattered you’ve chosen it as your new online home. Just keep things funny and on-topic, and you can stay as long as you like.
**sharpens guillotine**


Fuck With Leather! Cock!
I use to just read all the comments and wouldn’t comment all that often but those damn refugees got my ire up. This is ‘Merica can’t we put up some kind of fence ’round WL
YET HE FUCKING KEEPS ME AROUND, AND ALL I EVER DO IS BEG MORE CUM RAG JEW UPDATES!
hmm, this might be tricky. but as this post is about commenting, any comment would be on-topic. right?
I personally don’t see the big problem with a topic-drift, but if we can keep our titty-talk in a titty-post, would it matter whose titties we’re discussing?
for the durdenites and -istas reading up on this:
- B is still writing the items, if his profile can be trusted.
- layout and posting changes are fat penguin policy, not B’s.
if WL is not happy with our bunch of horndogs and crazies, I suggest we go back. right now we’ve got joaquin phoenix making a fool of himself over a hiphop-beat.
happy martin luther king jr day everybody!
grubber out.
oh, and thanks for the babe in the banner :)
This site fucking blows. FUCK FUCK FUCK
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fuck you fags we hate yall
Give me your half-wits, your trolls,
Your huddled masses yearning to comment free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming blog.
Send these, the siteless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift With Leather beside the golden door!”
So there isn’t going to be a mass execution? Seems like you’re soft on terrorism.
Dey took er jerbs!!!
killing off all those free gratis extra hits would kinda be commercial suicide…
give yourself some time to get used to us, just like you got used to that antiscoial attitude.
It’s really cool that you even thought to comment about us, Matt. Unfortunately I am one of those chicks that knows jack about sports, so if I post while wearing lingerie will that make up for my lack of knowledge?
“Just keep things funny and on-topic, and you can stay as long as you like.”
Matt, you forgot to add “Oh, and if you’re a Steelers fan and talk shit, especially while using some form of the word ‘we’ (as in, ‘We killed the Ravens’), I will drive to your house and murder you.”
@grubber – a lot of y’all seem to be pretty good commenters. I just wanted to be clear that this isn’t quite the lawless anarchy of WWTDD.
And the gratis hits are nice, but actually not nearly enough to make a commercial impact. I care way more about the quality of humor in the comments than I do about a couple page views.
hey grubber, WL has made it this far without you, and plus i’m willing to up my clicks if it gets rid of the lack of funny.
@Paleomiz – Drop the lingerie and youve got my backing.
it’s not clicks, it’s unique hits, Merk. (I only learned this 2 days ago, so not trying to be a smart-ass here).
and each to it’s own, right? I do not see anything funny in territorial angst, especially if it’s unjustified. but that’s just me; if you roll around on the ground crying over it, more power to you! love the avi by the way..
thanks Matt, I already tried to respond to that in the same spirit. ‘preciate the heads up. and of course I’m not trying to secure a spot for us by implying a financial gain, but you’re probably not the one I have to explain that to ;)
Paleomiz/Doctress + lingerie = ALL KINDS OF WIN
Just sayin’……
*sorry, that should’ve been: crying with laughter. my bad.
“lawless anarchy”
Matt, if that is all we required we could have stayed. We got upset because it looked as though WWTDD sold out–the threads were suddenly ads for American Idol and Dane Cook and the writing went downhill. We wanted to go someplace intelligent but close by. None of us wants to upset the balance here, and we actually discussed rules for not pissing you all off. We’re not hooligans.
We’re not hooligans.
speak for yourself, doc. this is a sports-blog. hooligans should fit right in :)
Cool. Looks like we’re all on the same page. Commence with the underage Thai prostitution jokes!
Word to the wise, be nice to the chicas that will be posting here and you’ll see much greater attributes than lingerie.
So let me get this straight…
Hypothetical rape = funny
Killing hookers = funny
Actual rape = not so funny
Being a fuckwit who continually links my own website and trashes this one in these comments = BANHAMMER
Just checking.
Looks like I missed an interesting day Friday. Hopefully I can still sneak on at the new gig and continue to bring the unfunny.
/Welcome
DocTroy is wiser than his years.
“The thing is, coming to WL isn’t like coming to America. It’s like coming to an extremely cool fascist country.”
Like Italy, all hail Mussolini!
are taiwanese prostitution jokes also allowed, cuz I got enough of those.
they’ve got reverse childporn here.. some of these girls look and act 12, being 23. true story.
@Los Nosotros Real: That’s pretty much it…though actual rape is still pretty funny.
“So let me get this straight…
Hypothetical rape = funny
Killing hookers = funny
Actual rape = not so funny
Being a fuckwit who continually links my own website and trashes this one in these comments = BANHAMMER
Just checking.”
Looks like someone really wants to promote Bestiality.com
Mussolini was a twat. Seriously… translated from the original latin for mooseknuckle…
*Everyone draws gun on each other*
/Like that scene in Three Kings
Speaking as a Durdenite that found WL through the links:
“the commenters sound like literate, intelligent people who just happen to like crude humor.” = a large % of the WWTDD commenters.
“**sharpens guillotine**” = will probably be required for the other 65% of them.
Vietnamese rape doesn’t exist, they all want it…
in general the commenters sound like literate, intelligent people who just happen to like crude humor
/misses DoogieInRichmond
//not really
In lingerie…so somebody explain to me what to expect in the Superbowl while I suck on this popsicle
Matt, if you ever refer to me as literate and intelligent ever again, I will rape Pauly. You don’t want that butt blood on your hands, do you?
Yeah, where is Doogie?
Having never gone to a hooker, I have a question for the hooker killers out there. Amsterdam or Vegas?
well, I think that’s mine to answer, at least partly.
if you want a’dam, you have to be fast. there’s serious talk of closing down the red neck district.
personal opinion: lot of skanks, don’t know about vegas..
*red light, not red neck. don’t know where that came from.
time to get some shut-eye. catch y’all tomorrow morning.
there’s serious talk of closing down the red neck district.
We better get to Dutch Gilley’s pronto.
Even WL has trolls now? What the fuck happened this weekend?
Hell I didn’t mind when the Durden refugees came over. It made my bland Friday in the office zip by. I was home masturbating before I knew it.
We aim to please, baby
is there going to be a dead hooker party?
@devang Columbus OH. No one misses anyone from Columbus.
I always read the posts on FD and WWTDD, but the comments section are not even worth wasting time to look at. They simply are not funny. I would say that any random story that gets 8 comments on WL has more humor than one with 100 on Durden. Thems just the facts.
In other news, the Mets still blow.
@ Eagles Fan: It’s like panning for Gold, to be sure, but there IS gold there. Sadly, you do have to sift out a lot of inane BS to get to it.
The fuhrer has spoken.
“I would say that any random story that gets 8 comments on WL has more humor than one with 100 on Durden. Thems just the facts.”
Somebody needs to explain to you the difference between facts and opinions. Preferably with a baseball bat
“Just keep things funny and on-topic, and you can stay as long as you like.”
Um, i can say with confidence that the above statement is a LOT to ask of Durdenites!
I’ve been coming to WL for over a year but have never commented before because of my lack of comedic punch and never having anything useful to add. So here it is.
“Jedem das Seine” and “Arbeit macht frei”. As you walk through the gates you’ll notice your accommodation on the left. The, er, washing facilities are on the right and that large building with the chimneys belching out hot ash… don’t worry about that.
I have no favorite team. I just watch for the injuries and laugh.
Guidelines for comments? That’s horseshit. I am trying to muscle my way in on the With Leather/WWTDD/Film Drunk threesome because I am jealous I don’t get to hang out. I pretty much steal their(as well as other sites) content that’s actually funny and put it on my site, http://www.theflintskinny.com. You are more than welcome to come leave all your heinous comments after my posts because I couldn’t give a shit. Don’t abandon them entirely though because they might get lonely with only 3 of them.
im here, whats up..
What the Fuck?? I take a vacation and this place gets all busy and shit! I do like the Fresh meat….more people to fuck with!