It’s been snowing in western Pennsylvania, so try to guess what Steeler fans have been doing?  That’s right: drinking shitty beer and looking for work.  Oh, and also building Steeler snowmen.

This particular one is 14 feet tall and approximately 1900 pounds — and guaranteed to go great with your mullet!

“It” turned out to be a snow-beast, spray-painted black-and-gold, in honor of the Steelers’ playoff run this season. [...]

Oh yes.  He painted snow.  And here I was, assuming it was urine and pollution.

When [the Lividas] watch games at home, they blast a horn that can be heard for blocks. Lisa admits things get a little loud when the Steelers are in action, which should serve as a warning to anyone planning to rent one of the two vacant homes on either side of their place.

I don’t want to resort to relying on stereotypes, but everything about this story confirms everything I’ve always believed about everything.