SERENA WILLIAMS IS FASHIONABLE
01.09.09I don’t know what H Magazine is or what the H is supposed to stand for, but Serena Williams was in it last month, and she looks… not bad. It’s hard for me to be attracted to someone whose arms are bigger than mine (unless it’s Tom Brady **swoon**), so I can’t really be objective, but I think it’s fair to say she looks… if not super-sexy, at least glamorous.
The accompanying article is a fawning list of Serena’s athletic accomplishments, world travel, and selfless charitable acts that’s too mawkish to repeat here, but here’s one of the quotes:
[H]er charitable contributions and foundations have given millions over the years, from everything to the Ovarian Cancer Research Fund and the Special Olympics, to the aforementioned Build African Schools and her own Serena Williams Foundation. She expanded by saying, “I‘ve always felt that I needed to follow that old phrase or quote, I think it goes something like, ‘To whom much is given, much is required.’”
Yeah, Serena, I saw Spider-Man, too. Wait. Hold on a second. I’ve never been given anything. Woo-hoo, no requirements for me!
(More at RealTalkNY)


Isn’t Strahan supposed to be palming those titties?
Never given anything? What about 289′s syphillis!
Over/Under on how many times she’s broken Common’s penis?
That summer squash is looking a little over-ripe.
I don’t know but I been told
Afro pussy is just like gold
It’s hard for me to be attracted to someone whose arms are bigger than mine…
Speaking of tennis arms, check out Samantha Stosul. I saw her play at La Costa a few years back and decided that if I had arms like that, I wouldn’t need to use doors anymore because I could just punch my way through any wall that got in my way.
Correction, Sam Stosur.
H = Hermaphrodite. No amount of dexatrim, makeup and photoshop skills are going to fool my penis.
Lingerie provided by Cat Diesel.
Amelie Mauresman approves!
RuPaul got breast implants?
H is for hippo
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FULGY MONKEY