SAINT ANDREW’S NET: MEAT BIKINIS!
01.23.09
Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. There won’t be meat bikinis every day, but that sure would be nice.
- InGameNow‘s spectacular pictorial of meat bikinis combines two of my favorite three things in the entire world. Just needs a bottle of whiskey to make it complete. Okay, and maybe some books, too.
- Tired of doing your fantasy football draft in a basement? Or in a bar where everyone makes fun of you? Try going to Aruba, where everyone will make fun of you. [Traveling Light]
- Remember Marcus Fizer from Iowa State? Whatever happened to him? [Vent About Sports]
- Channing Frye, the TrailBlazer most likely to stay in Portland and celebrate its weirdness for the rest of his life, is sponsoring a kickball tournament for charity. [Bootlegger Sports]
- Acie Law is going to lose $10,000. [YardBarker]
- The NBA is always finding new ways to depress me. [Ball Don't Lie]
Send tips and submissions for SAN to withleather@gmail.com. A special thanks to everyone who sent in excellent tips this week, plus a GD brilliant week from the commenters. I salute you all. You get bonus meat swimsuits for your effort. But no soppressata! You have to earn the cured meats.
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can’t…. help… but… make… this… my… screensaver….
that’s it.. this is the day I get fired because of WL. I knew it was coming (hehe) but I just didn’t know when. Thank you Matt, I will be emailing you daily now to try and get in on that uproxx cash.
Oh bacon….is there *nothing* you can’t make more delicious?
Books? Wouldn’t a ShamWow be more effective?
bacon and pussy, two great tastes that go great together
I’ve never understood the food-on-naked-woman thing.
OK, whipped cream and the like, sure. But bacon? Sushi? Eh, that’s a little too close to Homer Simpson’s Nuts-and-Gum.
What a way to start the day! Breakfast food and bacon!
That “I Love Bacon” guy’s dick is gonna have a seizure once he sees THIS!!!
No no no, I’m sorry dear, I only eat Turkey bacon.
Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat bikinis…
Where is the heart healthy chick tray? This sucks.
Isn’t that your apartment, Matt?
Ya know, on further inspection I’d have to say that looks more like prosciutto ham rather than bacon.
How about a nice pair of ‘dem bologna tits?
torturedpoolboy, that is an OUTSTANDING Austin Powers reference. And fuck you all, I still think that movie’s funny even if every Mike Myers film since has been a cinematic abortion.
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. *scratches bacon off list*
I like pork and to pork. Perfect!
Oh…my…God.
Those pics need to be made into a feature length film. With every lame SNL skit being turned into a movie, surely there’s a place for a movie about hot girls wearing bacon bikinis.
Is it wrong if I think they’re hotter with the bikini’s ON?
That pic of the chick’s stomach covered in bacon grease gave me a MASSIVE erection.
Hey PETA, fuck you and your vegetarian minions.
Their bacon abuse is causing my own meat abuse.