01.13.09 ROYGBIV JUST GOT SEXY

Vogue AND Elle? That WOULD be preposterous. We all know that Cosmo Girl has the best make up tips.

Hey Ufford have you asked yourself, WHAT WOULD TANK DO?

I thought it was an American Apparel ad.

also, someone should have thrown a dildo on that carpet photo shoot just to see what might happen.

The piled-up women on the carpet reminds me a lot of the scene in my basement this weekend. Except there was blood. And surgical tubing. And scatterings on paprika (if you have to ask, you’ve never tried Whoreflesh Benedict).

OF paprika. Stupid fat-fingering necro.

You need neither Vogue nor Elle. Vanity Fair is where it’s at. And by Vanity Fair, I mean Hustler Barely Legal.

ROYGBIV…shame on you, chief.

Kobe has already impregnated all of them

Wow. A group of semi-clothed women lying in a pile of tangled limbs on the floor. It’s pretty much an exact window into my subconscious, except that…well, my court-appointed psychiatrist says I would make parole a lot sooner if I stopped thinking about these sorts of things.

Shockingly, they look better standing up… weird

Oh yeah: yes x 9

A bloody Benetton ad.

I’d like to have a go with Indigo.

See what I did there?

[spins revolver cylinder, puts in mouth, pulls trigger]

My friend dates the one in orange. They all hang out at the Blue Sky Grill after Nuggets games on the lower level of the Pepsi Center, so if you ever want to meet/stare at one.

Someone till the dumb bitch on the far left that she has on heels not tennis shoes.

So rainbows aren’t gay anymore?

Is it weird if I think it looks like they’re all farting at the same time?

I’ll let myself out.