“La la la, hangin’ by the pool in Mexico, gettin’ hand-fed by the world’s richest model.  Hmmm… something’s missing though.  Hey!  Excuse me!  Can we get some grapes, por favor?  Frozen.  And still on the stem?  Great.  Muchas gracias.

“No thanks, honey.  I’m good ’til the grapes get here.  Don’t wanna eat too much right now.  I’d hate to get a cramp while making out with you in the pool.”

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