I hate bullshit power rankings, so I make up my own.

1. Dead Frozen Hobos in Detroit. Could anything else possibly be #1 this week?

2. Shane Mosley. It’s a couple days later, and this still makes me smile.  Please, please, please: Shane, for your next fight, wear a flapping dickey.

3. MMA Romance Novels Featuring Time Travel. Only at With Leather is this just as popular as a serious, topical interview with a credible sports journalist.  Probably ‘cuz of the Photoshop.

4. Puppies. I’m not asking you to watch the Puppy Bowl, I’m just saying: respect the cuteness.

5. Strippers. There are more strip clubs than high schools and hospitals in Tampa.  Sounds right.  There are more boners than kids needing an education and sick people.  There are always more boners.

6. Water-Powered Jet Pack. The only other song the video could have been set to is “America, the Beautiful.”

7. Nightmare Mantle. Filed under “bad choice for sports tattoo” — along with every sports tattoo.

8. Chris Berman. RAWR!

9. The Terrible ShamWow! Proof that there are moderately witty Steelers fans out there.  Now if only they could work on the other 99.98% of Steelers fans.

10. Chris Mottram of the Sporting Blog. His dispatches from Tampa have been consistently entertaining this week.  I feel like I’m there!  Only, you know, not getting lap dances.