01.19.09 PETA WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION
PETA literally does nothing all day but send crackpot letters to organizations in the hope that some wire service makes a story about it, and one recent letter was crazy enough to garner the attention which PETA so desperately craves. Specifically, the organization has asked that Palm Beach Atlantic University — and no, I’ve never heard of it, either — change its teams’ names from Sailfish to Sea Kittens. Why? Because they’re assholes. Duh.
In a letter sent Wednesday to PBAU President Dr. David Clark, PETA urged the school to change its mascot from the Sailfish to Sea Kitten “to reflect the gentle nature of its current marine namesake.” The suggested name change is meant to promote empathy for fish and other marine animals, PETA said in a news release.
“If Sailfish became Sea Kitten and everyone in town started calling fish sea kittens, fewer of these gentle animals would be violently killed for food, painfully hooked for sport or cruelly confined to aquariums,” said PETA’s “Save the Sea Kittens” campaign coordinator Ashley Byrne.
Yeah, and maybe if you called my “fist” a “love tenderizer” your face won’t hurt so bad after I beat the shit out of you for needlessly raising my blood pressure. That’s fried food’s job!
(via SbB)
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PETA WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION
Palm Beach Atlantic University…. Really… look out SLU the Billikens are going to be under attack next. What is that damned thing anyway?
*In other news fish sales in India and Asia are up a remarkable 50%*
Instead of Sea Kittens it should be shaved kittens… that’s hot…
BRB-I AM GOING TO MAKE A TUNA SAMMICH FROM DOLPHIN-UNSAFE BRANDS! OH, AND INSTEAD OF MAYO I AM USING FUCKING GOAT BLOOD!!!
We’re not gonna protest!
We’re not gonna protest!
We’re not gonna protest!
I recently asked my gf to call her pussy a snatch to reflect it’s agressive nature.
Personally, I prefer Sex Kittens, meow!
See, it’s shit like this that keeps me hating PETA in spite of their awesome habit of using naked chicks in their ads…
See, I actually support this idea, mainly because I like the idea of them using a sopping wet kitty as a mascot.
I’m with Zack but I’d take it one step further and actually throw the kitten in the sea. It is a Sea Kitten, right, PETA dick bag?
Kitten drowns or is, ideally, eaten by a sailfish.
I have always talked about snorkeling in some pussy, but never had this in mind.
LOL! That Stormtropper kitteh is going to get all the stoopid PETA ppl with it’s claws! PEW PEW PEW!
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GRRRR…KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!!!
IM IN YUR SEAZ…..LOOKIN 4 TUNA FISHZ.
“PETA Will do Anything For Attention”
That makes two things PETA and my Ex-GF had in common. The other one is they also don’t like it when the headless body of their cats are put in their mailbox.
Well, I think this piture pretty much confirms the urban legend that Jacques Cousteaus beastiality had spawned a love child.
Fuck off PETA! That’s it, I’m taking up hunting becuase of you.
It reminds me of the time the State made me change my name from Dan to Inmate 134520-D.
*can’t wait til Friday Kitten Frys*
I already spend most of my time choking chickens and kittens, I don’t have time to include fish in my daily routine.
I probably owe kittens SOMETHING, especially after all the ones god has killed cause of me…
So wait, they want me to put kittens in my aquarium? I’m so confused. Oh well, here goes…
new post…retards!
That kitten has a snorkel on. That’s adorable.
/ron burgundy’d
why cant we kill members of PETA for sport?
PETA eats PETERS
289 does it again. That picture had me snickering.
Also @PunchRockGroin: “this penis party’s got to go, hey hey, ho ho!”
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