Sure, I’m looking forward to the Super Bowl. I guess. I’ll probably watch the entire thing from start to finish, even after the Steelers have it all but wrapped up in the third quarter. But you can bet your sweet A I’m gonna have my DVR set to record Puppy Bowl V.
Above are some of the “players” for Sunday’s match-up at Animal Planet Stadium — I didn’t include any of the worthless pussy dogs like the Cavalier King Charles spaniels — and LOOK AT HOW F-CKING ADORABLE THESE PUPPIES ARE. These dogs are made out of rainbows and children’s smiles and really soft fur. I would sooner set my hands on fire than hurt one of these puppies. If I could, I would quit this job and blog about puppies. I would literally give my life for these puppies. If you don’t think these puppies are more adorable than your own children, I will murder you in your sleep. I JUST WANT TO HUG THEM SO BAD!!!
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fag
ummm, Matt? We need to talk.
@LeeBron & Out of Sync: Yeah, because guys with adorable puppies never get laid by hot chicks.
Also, three words: water bowl cam!
To murder list:
-LeeBron James
-Out of Sync
-Rick Moranis (long story)
Liking puppies makes you a fag? I guess I’m gay too now?
My girlfriend’s gonna be PISSED…
My King Charles spaniel could totally kiss those dogs asses.
KICK! I mean kick! Oh who am I kidding. My dogs a total pussy.
Just remember, no matter how cute the puppy is, there’s some guy out there who’s sick of picking up its shit
WWSM, just bop her on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. That will get her in line.
Rick Moranis screwed your high school sweetheart too? What a fucking asshole.
“Sure, I’m looking forward to the Super Bowl. I guess. I’ll probably watch the entire thing from start to finish, even after the Steelers have it all but wrapped up in the third quarter.”
That settles it…all of my money is on the Cards
@taco: I prefer putting her in her “house” when she’s bad, then rewarding her with rawhide or a greeny when she’s good.
We’re still talking about dealing with girlfriends, right?
Word is that Michael Vick is in talks to create the XFL version of Puppy Bowl.
My money is on a fierce pit bull named “She Ate Me.”
Jon Gruden’s puppy shit on the carpet. China gets a meal.
Apparently they also canceled the kitten lingerie halftime show so there is less to look forward to this year.
Dogs don’t know it’s not bacon.
If I could, I would quit this job and blog about puppies.
Go with your heart big guy.
At least we know these guys will leave it on the field.
AWWWWWWWWW
But I have to disagree with you on one point: I’m pretty sure they’re made of whiskey and burritos and really soft fur. I’ve never had much use for rainbows and children’s smiles.
I love dogs. Ironically, the movie “Must Love Dogs” made me want to kill John Cusack. And fuck Diane Lane.
What were we talking about? Oh, right. I love dogs.
This Browns fan knows it’s the only Bowl the Dawg Pound will ever witness.
/single tear
It’s OK to strangle cats though, right?
+4 furry paws Otto Man. Outstanding!
Hey dick….Cavalier’s are the best dog on the planet.
My King Charles spaniel got a DUI.
/sees self out
@Mark Duper: Yeah, but only because he wanted Alpojob.
/also leaving
A puppy never looks more adorable than when it is licking peanut butter of my cock.